Granted, but all the 2000 hats in the game are just 2000 monochromatic versions of the same hat (a bowler).

I wish I could teleport everywhere with a tiny-teleporter...

Granted, but the teleporter misfunctioned and you got teleported to Hell.

- I wish i could make school and life not full of stress, frustration, hate, anger, other negative feelings.

ZikShadow wrote:Granted, but the teleporter misfunctioned and you got teleported to Hell.

- I wish i could make school and life not full of stress, frustration, hate, anger, other negative feelings.

Granted, it is now full of Nicholas Cage.

I wish for anything, as long as it involves tacos.

Granted, but those tacos suffocate you to death

I wish for a fixed computer

Granted, you stare at the screen to long and go blind.

I wished I made the scariest game ever with super real life frost bite AAA+ graphics, models, sounds, textures, levels and an original idea.

Granted. As you save the finished game to the hard-drive the screen turns blue and then the following text pops up, line after terrible line.
>WARNING: HDD TEMPERATURES CRITICAL
>WARNING: HDD MALFUNCTION
>WARNING: NO HDD FOUND
>WINDOWS CANNOT CONTINUE!
>GO KILL YOURSELF
>YOUR GAME ALREADY DID

I wish for gills and night-vision so that I can live underwater with Spongebob forever.
Spongebob is love, Spongebob is life.

Granted, But you can't turn off the night vision or use your lungs, you die on land because you can't breathe.

I wish I was gaben.

Combine wrote:I wish I was gaben.

Granted, but all the Half Life 3 requests are too much for you, and so, you're killed by a headcrab.
I wish I had Gmod.

Horrordar wrote:

Combine wrote:I wish I was gaben.

Granted, but all the Half Life 3 requests are too much for you, and so, you're killed by a headcrab.
I wish I had Gmod.

Granted, you got Call of Duty.
I wish i could install Vmware Fusion on my PowerPC iBook G4.

Granted, But it is the ONLY thing you can install on it.

I wish my bed was warmer.