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Chitaku Itagashi: (( so I made a bit of a huge fuck up earlier. Noneayobusinesstho. ))
Chitaku Itagashi: (( like; so damn hard it's not funny. ))
Chitaku Itagashi: (( serious ))
Sakuya Samato: (( oh god i read that as "Big fuck earlier" then I read the later messages ))
Sakuya Samato: (( my sides ))
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Chitaku Itagashi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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irontaco: i hope you hit a speedbump too hard and hit your head on the car ceiling
Omniary (Roadtrip): our car isn't a cardboard box 
Omniary (Roadtrip): and why would there be speedbumps on the freeway
irontaco: i bet it is
Omniary (Roadtrip): nah
irontaco: oh i have a perfect image for this
Omniary (Roadtrip): you could fit two of my heads between me and the roof
Omniary (Roadtrip): and that's saying a lot
irontaco: http://puu.sh/jbXVf/aa75ebf3d4.jpg
irontaco: wow, that's gotta be a huge space inside the car
irontaco: two of your heads?
irontaco: man
irontaco: that's a lot of size
Omniary (Roadtrip): including my head
irontaco: WOW
Omniary (Roadtrip): that's what i said you idiot
irontaco: okay your messages are delayed
Omniary (Roadtrip): your face is delayed
Omniary (Roadtrip): what time is it where you're at
irontaco: at least is not as big as your huge ass head
irontaco: 1:50
Omniary (Roadtrip): stfu
Omniary (Roadtrip) is now Away.
irontaco: wow
irontaco: do you have a deathwish punk
Omniary (Roadtrip): shut up
Omniary (Roadtrip) is now Online.
irontaco: no
Omniary (Roadtrip): he posted that cat
irontaco: dont make me bash your huge ass head in
Omniary (Roadtrip): that fucking cat
irontaco: i might need a fuckin
Omniary (Roadtrip): you dont post that cat
irontaco: sledgehammer to be able to bash in your huge ass head
irontaco: no wait
Omniary (Roadtrip): you just fucking dont
irontaco: a fucking television
irontaco: stop talking about the damn cat
irontaco: im complaining about your head
Omniary (Roadtrip): i'll need the entirety of north america to crush your giant dumb mouth big fat ugly largemouth
irontaco: wow, but just my mouth
Omniary (Roadtrip): yeah taco let us fucking go
irontaco: i'd need a fucking neutron star to be able to overcome the gravity your head produces
Omniary (Roadtrip): yeah need to shut that worm hole of a mouth you call
irontaco: im going to become president of the united states and order speedbumps to be placed in every place omniary passes on while he's on a car
Omniary (Roadtrip): your mouth is so fucking big it's drawing all the other planets in the solar system towards us
irontaco: so that he hits his big fat head agaisnt the ceiling all the time
Omniary (Roadtrip): we have 79 days of continued existence before death by crushing
Omniary (Roadtrip): because of your dumb fucking shitty ass mouth
Omniary (Roadtrip): your mouth is like a fucking black hole
Omniary (Roadtrip): when a dentist shines the light in your mouth to check for cavities he's like uhhhhh
Omniary (Roadtrip): because your mouth fucking absorbs all of the light
Omniary (Roadtrip): fucking big mouth
irontaco: it's like a black hole, an amazing spectacle of this universe like no other? something so unique it cannot be described?
irontaco: unlike your fucking
irontaco: big ass head
irontaco: your featureless bald big head
irontaco: full of
irontaco: skin
irontaco: and sweat
irontaco: i bet they once dropped a clay pot from an apartment one time from above while you were walking and you didnt even feel it
irontaco: and they didnt even say sorry
irontaco: because they thought they just accidentally dropped a clay pot on a fuckin
Omniary (Roadtrip): fuck u tac 
irontaco: i cant even make up a word
irontaco: i hate you dad
irontaco: i wish i was never born
Omniary (Roadtrip): go to your fucking room
Omniary (Roadtrip): me too taco me too
irontaco: fuck you and your delayed messages
Omniary (Roadtrip): just fuck you period
irontaco: wow nice way to finish the fight you dingus
irontaco: i bet you're scared
irontaco: too scared
irontaco: tooscared
irontaco: tooscared
Omniary (Roadtrip): ugly fat dumb hideous gargantua galaxy destroyer mouth
Omniary (Roadtrip): i bet u eat nebulas for brekkie
Omniary (Roadtrip): whenever you open your mouth to speak in class
irontaco: i bet u once got a paper plane thrown at your huge ass head
irontaco: and it fucking evaporated
irontaco: into like
Omniary (Roadtrip): you class gets fucking torn apart molecule by molecule
irontaco: hawking radiation
Omniary (Roadtrip): cause of your fucking black hole ass esophagus 
irontaco: i bet they once threw a basketball at your head
irontaco: and the fucking thing bounced
irontaco: at the speed of light
irontaco: it destroyed the damn city
irontaco: and you lost your ody
irontaco: you became a singular big fat head
irontaco: babbling about how unique taco's mouth is
Omniary (Roadtrip): they haven't even invented a word to describe your fucking mouth and its internal workings 
Omniary (Roadtrip): the closest word in the english language is purgatory 
irontaco: thats it
irontaco: your dad better know how to drive at 200 miles per hour
irontaco: cause im fucking ccoming for you
irontaco: i bet you didnt expect this coming
irontaco: i hope you fukcing know your prayers
irontaco: you're going to regret this day
Omniary (Roadtrip): you dont even know what city im in bitch
irontaco: purgatory
Omniary (Roadtrip): i did pass your friends in juarez
irontaco: because thats how fucking bad you are
Omniary (Roadtrip): writing on the mountain and shit
irontaco: OHH SHIT
irontaco: ITS ON
irontaco: ITS ON
irontaco: remember scp 096?
irontaco: thats whats about to happen
Omniary (Roadtrip): no
irontaco: yes it is
irontaco: start praying motehrfuckr
irontaco:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/pixelzombie 
Omniary (Roadtrip): yeah i was driving by there and i was thinking
Omniary (Roadtrip): that's probably taco's hometown
Omniary (Roadtrip): that or borderlands 2
irontaco: you bastard
irontaco: nobody insults juarez
irontaco: i maen
irontaco: chile
irontaco: yes
irontaco: at least i dont live in motherfuckin
irontaco: starbucks
irontaco: i bet they need to import all the fucking ingredients from a exclusive distributor just to fulfill your titanic need for starbucks
Omniary (Roadtrip): people in starbucks dont write on the landscape like asylum members
irontaco: well at least my people
irontaco: dont
irontaco: provide
irontaco: high quality coffee
irontaco: ...
Omniary (Roadtrip): yeah they dont LOL
irontaco: hey man fuck you
irontaco: go be gay l0l
Omniary (Roadtrip): this would be a perfect opportunity to use a :smug: if i had one
irontaco: more like
irontaco: :gay:
Omniary (Roadtrip):  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 
irontaco:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/gmod  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/A  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/Y 
Omniary (Roadtrip): hey fuck off im on my phone i dont have access to the emoticons
Omniary (Roadtrip): i wonder if this works though
irontaco: it did
Omniary (Roadtrip):
irontaco: fuck off
Omniary (Roadtrip): [skelly face]
irontaco: fuck off with your emojis
irontaco: youre everthing bad about this world
Omniary (Roadtrip): [alien face] ayyyy lmao
irontaco: and the world's pretty okay
irontaco: OKAY NOBDOY USES AYY LMAO IN VAIN
Omniary (Roadtrip):
irontaco: THATS MY AYY

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Celdur: keep in mind
Celdur: this is
Celdur: like
Celdur: MONTHS of not talking to her
Celdur: the last time we talked was like
Celdur: oh man
Celdur: fucking grad
Celdur: and she had a date then and it wasnt me
irontaco: oooooo
irontaco: i bet when u knew about that you were fucking destroyed
Celdur: ya
Celdur: i was WRECKED
Celdur: holy sh1t
Celdur: i asked her to grad actually
Celdur: and she was like
Celdur: im taking someone
Celdur: and im like
Celdur: FuCk
irontaco: like literally
Celdur: fUcK
Celdur: FuCK
irontaco: FuCkuKCUFCKUk