Output: The bones of itsapainfulworld, all but one hand that was pointed at himself, flipping himself off.

"You'd expect him to not do such a thing after watching it happen to two other personnel."

input: a microwave oven
Setting: fine

Output:Me,with super speed and super jumping skills,increased health,damage dealt increase and damage resistance increase,myself on Very fine setting does not cause death.
Input:Myself.
Setting:Very fine.

Output: Pony

Note: “:3“ Dr. Peanut

Input: Cat Setting: 1:1

Output:C-3000 b1at-ch35
Input:Colt M1911
Setting:Fine
"SCP-914 is Pack a Punch!"

Output: A rocket launcher.
Input: 1 Bacteriophage virus on very fine.

Output: Clockwork Virus (SCP-217)

Note: "Lockdown initiated. This was worse than I thought" ~ Dr. Uri

Input: Steam, Setting: Rough

Output: Gabe Newel
"What?"
Input: A fox on fine

Output: A burning Fox. Subject did not seem to be fazed by the flames and reacted negatively to any attempts to douse them. There was also a large sphere with it that read "Mozilla"

We should have seen that one coming...

Input: SCP-198 (Holder was also sent in and designated SCP-198-1)

Setting: Coarse.

Output: SCP-198-1 was cut into 5 even pieces. SCP-198 was no longer intact with the subject's hand, but was otherwise undamaged.
Intake Booth: SCP-173 and SCP-689 on very fine.

Output: SCP-689 escaped the Intake booth before it could be refined, due to a researcher having caught a glimpse of it before the key was turned. SCP-173 came out looking normal. Upon testing with Class-D later however, it was revealed to move normally when not looked at, but also move very slowly even when looked at.

So now looking at it isn't a complete counter. Terrific...

Input: The corrosive substance from SCP-106 contained in a cup dispensed from SCP-294.

Setting: Fine.