Akatos wrote:Granted, your mouse now detects one click as five.

(I'm waiting for it to actually do that )

Granted, you die and your body is buried in the alps.

I wish i had the master sword

SCP-500 wrote: I wish i had the master sword

Granted, but you flip the sword and the sword goes into your insides.
I wish to know that if it's possible to dual boot tiger and leopard.

hug0905 wrote:You never played roblox or runescape haven't you?

Only Roblox, actually. I used to play it a lot when I was younger. I even returned to it a few years ago to find that still still hasn't improved in any possible way. The admins have stopped caring and the games have turned to chaos. Every single game is a repeat of an old one. They lack originality. Every player is a 10 year old who thinks he is better than everyone and every female player is trying to get a "boyfriend". It's a pitiful excuse of a game. The only reason why the game is still online today is so that the game creators can continue to make money off of their shitty subscription service that only lets you buy more cosmetic items for your character.

hug0905 wrote:I wish to know that if it's possible to dual boot tiger and leopard.

Granted. The dual boot of tiger and leopard is possible but results in a paradox.

I wish I didn't have a fuck-ton of homework every weekend.

Omniary: fuck you anglerfish can't smell
Dr. Trialtrex21: how you know bitch
Omniary: it probably could smell you though
could probably smell your fucking dank ass nasty powersuit structure gel trog ass enslaved protein bullshit sloshing in your suit from a mile away

Roblox was cool. Then 2010 ended.

Granted you now have no education.
I wish to know how those TV ads can feed a 'starving kid in africa' for 15 cents a week. I mean, do black kids eat and shit out pennies? How is that even possible?

Trialtrex21 wrote:-snip-

The only things i can agree on is the 10 year old and dating things, i mean seriously, 10 or any other underage roblox player just like to spawn kill, use "awesome" internet slangs, or just be clueless or whatever. i recall one time when this one female roblox player was begging angrily for a boyfriend and many reported her.

mrpeanut188 wrote: I wish to know how those TV ads can feed a 'starving kid in africa' for 15 cents a week.

Granted, but it actually feeds nazi children insead.
I wish that the hard drive icon on tiger wouldn't be put back at it's default spot when i reboot.

Granted, the reboot process doesn't work anymore.

I wish we had better weather here in Germany.

Akatos wrote: I wish we had better weather here in Germany.

Granted, germany gets really hot that it makes global warming.
I wish my mom would let me play GTA.

Granted, but she only allows you to play GTA 1.

I wish I had an idea what to wish.

Akatos wrote:I wish I had an idea what to wish.

Granted, you got an idea of what to wish.
But you forgotten it.

I wish i had a Sonic Screwdriver.

Zarpox wrote: I wish i had a Sonic Screwdriver.

Granted, but before you could move your hand away to turn it on, the screw driver quickly goes into your vanes, you suffer from massive blood loss on your hand.
I wish that TF2 isn't about the hats.