Granted, SCP-079 gains control of it and tries to kill you.

I wish I had SCP-294 and 914.

Granted, 294 now needs blood to work and 914 still has the 5 functions, but they're all randomized each time you use it. (Example, put it on 1:1 and it uses Course, use 1:1 again, it uses Very Fine)

I wish I had a baby 682 or 860-2 as a pet so I can crush my enemies.

AlicornPureSparky wrote:Granted, 294 now needs blood to work and 914 still has the 5 functions, but they're all randomized each time you use it. (Example, put it on 1:1 and it uses Course, use 1:1 again, it uses Very Fine)

I wish I had a baby 682 or 860-2 as a pet so I can crush my enemies.

Granted, you got both from the Foundation but 682 kills 860-2, preventing SCP:CB to get 860 (-1 and -2) from being implemented into the game.

I with I had an Anatomy & Physiology book by Patton Thibodeau.

Granted, But most of the pages are ripped out.

I wish for expert C++ Skills applied to me!

Combine wrote: I wish for expert C++ Skills applied to me!

Granted, but visualbasic applied to you instead.
I wish SCP-SEAN would stop reviving dead threads.

Granted, now another member does it instead.

I wish I was better at online games.

Akatos wrote: I wish I was better at online games.

Granted, you now have 80% success at online games; actually, you still suck at online games, TROLOLOL.
I wish that PCSX2 was not slow when i am trying to play Canis Canem Edit.

hug0905 wrote:

Akatos wrote: I wish I was better at online games.

Granted, you now have 80% success at online games; actually, you still suck at online games, TROLOLOL.
I wish that PCSX2 was not slow when i am trying to play Canis Canem Edit.

Granted, iit goes so fast it's unplayable by humans.
I wish i had the SCP-860 key in real life.

Granted, you get killed by 860-2.

I wish my feet weren't so large.

Akatos wrote:Granted, you get killed by 860-2.

I wish my feet weren't so large.

Granted, now you're heads too large.

I wish i had mario kart 8 right now.