#452
by Captain_McMuffin
Name: James Alexander Cantwell
Race/Species: Human
Gender: Male
Years At Facility: 7
Age: 36
Appearance:
#1. Doctor James Alexander Cantwell is entirely human, to his own despair. Standing at 6'1, with blonde hair and blue eyes, he is rather unremarkable in all physical aspects. He is of decent build, for a man of his age, and likes to maintain a light stubble on his face. His wardrobe is usually rather thrown together with the exception of the ever-consistent labcoat and black pants. At least one piece of clothing always has at least one fresh ketchup stain on it. This confuses many, as he is never seen actually eating anything with ketchup on it.
Extras: Doctor Cantwell has spent the last 5 months of his life on the Foundations Lunar Base, much to his own regret. This departure from coffee, nicotine, and classic fast foods has left him rather jittery and more manic than usual. Since his return he has been seen carrying a steel, cylindrical container everywhere he goes. Its contents are currently unknown, but it is presumed to be a miniature cryo-storage unit judging by the cold temperatures radiating off of its surface. Also, he hates being human. He thinks humans are stupid, dull creatures and he'd much rather be one of two things (A giant, muscular, well-hung purple alien who has conquered several galaxies, or a snail. If he was a snail, at least then he'd be able to move slowly through life as usual but without the pains of realizing his own tragic existence. At least someone would have the mercy to step on him without him seeing it coming.)
Personality: Doctor Cantwell is delightfully insane, and (according to many) a really big asshole. He is known to go off on several tangents on matters that have nothing to do with the conversations he involves himself in, and then just leaves when he gets bored by the other patron's existence. His entire attitude brings forth a sense of an "in-charge" ego, despite him holding no higher position of power than the other scientists. Due to his generally manic attitude, he has often been called the "Deadpool of the Foundation" by those select-few scientists who actually follow the cliche of having read a lot of comic books. Despite all these details, many claim to have seen Cantwell display genuine and rather normal emotions. However, most of these claims are denied and laughed about in the break room. Monkeys.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
