Granted, but after you refuse to hug her, she rages and shouts YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME and kills you

I wish Guy Fawkes did blow up parliament

Granted, but he blowed up your house.

I wish for a baby SCP-106.

SCP 513 wrote:Granted, but he blowed up your house.

I wish for a baby SCP-106.

Granted, but the baby SCP-106 takes you into its pocket dimension and you die

I wish I had my very own pie

Granted. The universe can't distinguish between "pie" and "pi," and you're forced into a grueling process of memorizing every digit of pi.

INFINITE561 wrote:I wish Guy Fawkes did blow up parliament

I wish Anonymous would hurry up and overthrow the US government; they're a month late.

INFINITE561 wrote:Granted, but after you refuse to hug her, she rages and shouts YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME and kills you

I beg your pardon? That implies I would ever refuse to hug her.

INFINITE561 wrote:I wish Anonymous would hurry up and overthrow the US government; they're a month late.

Granted. Anonymous proceeds to replace the government and they turn the US into a tyrannical dictatorship.
I wish EA would stop ruining good video game franchises.

Granted. They stop ruining good franchises and sell the licenses of said franchises to Treyarch, and Mirror's Edge 2, Spore, etc. all become COD-style games.

I wish Call of Duty weren't so overrated.

Granted, COD is now heavily under rated

I wish CAPCOM would hurry up and go out business

Granted, all the licenses capcom made for good games are gone as well.

I wish I made Outlast. (all by myself of-course)

Granted, outlast is now a low resolution game with very cheap jumpscares

I want to start an invasion of the moon

INFINITE561 wrote: I want to start an invasion of the moon

Granted, but in order to do so, you must become an evil alein which costs $10000000000.00.
I wish SFK363 and Combine/Thisisme were unbanned (lol not really).