hoogalindo wrote:1st mistake: Attempting to make 096 "sexy'.
2nd mistake: Making 096 human-like.
3rd mistake: Using paint.
4th mistake: Doing all of the above.
Brb while I go drink a cup of "Dear God No".

Yeah well... what could be worse than all of the above?
Some Slender Man/SCP-096 sexy action.

Do you have any idea how much bleach I had to pour into my eyes? GOD!!!

NO...I've poured too much bleach into my eyes already when I saw that Slenderman lap dancer image

God if I see The Witch/096 shipping I will personally slaughter an innocent raisin. ok i didnt mean it raisins dont deserve homicide

Also, back on topic (I think), does this thread still need to be open? There's already a fan-art thread, if I remember correctly, I'd think it'd be best to just post it there.

Glitch wrote:NO...I've poured too much bleach into my eyes already when I saw that Slenderman lap dancer image

You mean this one?
Oh wait you said LAP dance... my bad.

funnyjunk...if you want it, HERE IT FUCKING IS
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE, TOO MUCH ACID IN MY EYE SOCKETS

Just gonna say right now, funnyjunk picture links have always been a bitch to post and share. I luckily can't see it.

EDIT: OH MY GOD NO. L-LOCKING.

But in all seriousness, I don't think this thread needs to stay up. We've got several SCP-related art threads as of now.

On a final note, that Slender picture makes me question its gender.

Also the original 096 image looked like some half man/woman abomination of sorts.