Output: [REDACTED], however, [DATA EXPUNGED].
Intake: SCP-870, SCP-055, SCP-372, and SCP-513-1 on very fine.

Output: Nothing, despite the debate that something may have been put through 914.

Wait, I'm confused. What did we put in the intake? ...DID we put anything in the intake?

Additionally, every living creature on the planet (Possibly everything in the universe, awaiting approval of testing) temporarily lost his/her/its memory. Video footage unaffected, though viewing a video of the previous test will cause permanent recurrent amnesia.

Input: Markiplier's Heroes t-shirt, Very Fine

Output: A t-shirt, described as pure greatness by personnel.
Intake: 1 chocolate bar on course.

"What a waste of perfectly good chocolate." Dr. Luna

Output: a pile of sugar and ashes

Input: a whole box of bacon
Setting: rough

"It's payback time...Wait a minute. How exactly is this payback?" Dr. Luna

Output: Cut up bacon.
Intake: Crayons on 1:1.

Output: a sign that reads "I am a unicorn. Eat crayons, fart rainbows."

Input: a football helmet
Setting: very fine

Output: The helmet grew legs and began to attack personnel. The subject was immune to physical harm and was contained.
Input: This thread on fine.

Output: 914 test logs that actually have decent safety reulations.

Input: The Delete Game on fine

Out: Part of ost. ERROR: Some parts of the test log were deleted.
Intake: Universe Sandbox on very fine.

Output: A miniature version of our universe conained in a meter wide glass sphere. Object must be handled carefully, as there is a possibility that whatever happens in the sphere will be reflected in our universe.

Input: Last output on Rough.

God dammit, he's already turned the key. In case we actually survive this, someone go update the list of things Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do.