Output: The entity now cannot move unless observation is halted, and also infects those taken to the pocket dimension with SCP-008.

Input: Said entity on 1:1.

Output: An entity with a slightly different body shape.
Intake: Said entity on rough.

Theimperfectbeing wrote:Output: An entity with a slightly different body shape.
Intake: Said entity on rough.

a pile of 106's goo, and a broken ceramic mask

intake: Firecrackers
Setting: Very Fine

Output: A nuclear explosion vaporizing SCP-914 and Site-19. Later another SCP-914-like machine was found, but with the power to refine faster.

Input: Myself on 1:1.

Output: A human with a different body type and of different race. Subject appears to have the memory and personality of previous subject.

Input: A Samsung smartphone

Setting: Fine


Guys, c'mon, don't just write random crap. The fun of this thing it to make it canonish to what is in the article. How the hell are you going to put 914 in 914? Make it so it is sensical. You don't have to stop having fun, or make it funny, but not make it completely stupid. Imagine you were writing it to go to the article logs.

spartan322 wrote: Guys, c'mon, don't just write random crap. The fun of this thing it to make it canonish to what is in the article. How the hell are you going to put 914 in 914? Make it so it is sensical. You don't have to stop having fun, or make it funny, but not make it completely stupid. Imagine you were writing it to go to the article logs.

As the original poster, I like it this way. (Even though it wasn't this ridiculous on the old one.) I agree that we should not do it for every post, but it is okay now and then.


Output: A Samsung "smarterphone." Based on the current technological advance rate, it seems to be possible for mass-production in 2015.
Intake: A household heater on course.

Output: A thermostat set below room temperature.

Intake: An LCD touchscreen and a piece of paper, Fine

Output: A piece of paper that was able to be drawn on in marker simply by touching it.
Intake: A pumpkin on very fine.

Theimperfectbeing wrote:

spartan322 wrote: Guys, c'mon, don't just write random crap. The fun of this thing it to make it canonish to what is in the article. How the hell are you going to put 914 in 914? Make it so it is sensical. You don't have to stop having fun, or make it funny, but not make it completely stupid. Imagine you were writing it to go to the article logs.

As the original poster, I like it this way. (Even though it wasn't this ridiculous on the old one.) I agree that we should not do it for every post, but it is okay now and then.

I like the occasional random too, (putting each other on rough and the bones flipping the prior player off was just plain funny ) and randoms are even funnier when you the next person knows what you're getting at and alters the outcome for luls (my attempts with the paint factory? yeah. You guys were avoiding the obvious outcome). It eventually gets stale if that's all we do though.

Output: A carved pumpkin with a lit candle inside. Object seems to have properties similar to SCP-137, and attempts to jumpscare personnel with. Object location unknown at this time, designated SCP-1031-J. Recommend object be contained ASAP due to the current date to prevent interference with personnel preforming critical tasks.

Intake: That skeleton in the closet on fine.