Granted, now the homework is College level.

I wish I could control elements. (Not like the Air Bender! >:U)

Granted. The Mane 6 are now under your control. Now you feel terrible for making that wish.

I wish I had better things to do.

Granted. You have to stop a nuclear fallout from happening in exactly 10 seconds.

I wish that nothing would happen.

D-9999 wrote: I wish that nothing would happen.

Granted, i developed a bomb that exploded the world so no one would ever complain about my posts here again.
(sorry for being hostile on the granted wish, but let me grant it the way i want to grant it)
I wish that Dead Space 2 was less scary.

Granted. It's less scary by such a small degree that you don't notice the change.

I wish Dead Space 2 and 3 were scary enough for me to consider them actual horror games.

Granted, you get a heart attack after playing for 5 minutes.

I wish I didn't have to write a poem analysis right now.

Granted, when they tell you in school you don't have to do one, insead you have to do one of how much Hug's wish breaking sequences are wrong, in 600 pages

I wish for

hug0905 wrote:(sorry for being hostile on the granted wish, but let me grant it the way i want to grant it)

Nurse: Doctor, why are you using a spoon to perform a heart transplant.

Doctor: Because I want to.

Nurse: but why are you replacing the heart with a kidney.

Doctor: SHUT UP NURSE, I KNOW WHAT'S BEST, LET ME DO THE SURGERY THE WAY I WANT TO!

And that is how you lose your medical license hug... and ruin a perfectly good forum game.

Granted, the is delivered to you by a flood.

I wish for 2 copies of Sun Tzu's "The art of breaking wishes" to get hug to understand the point of this thread so we can stop telling hug that he is doing it wrong.

Granted, now hug knows how to grant/break a wish correctly, but he's still doing it wrong on purpose.

I wish we had more forum games here.

Granted, because there are too many forum games, the rest of the forum dies and we lose all the contributors to SCPCB and an update never comes out again, and soon the forum is closed down and we all move to 4chan instead and post images of random shit, but during someone's post, they somehow signal aliens to come to the planet and kill everyone, thus ending the world and making those who managed to survive regret ever making another game thread before exploding in the vacuum of space. Yes, I had too much time on my hands.

I wish Dead Island wasn't so buggy.