Granted, now it's too easy and everyone starts complaining.

I wish 2girls1cup and 106 weren't disturbing or creepy.

Granted, now it's too easy and everyone starts complaining.

I wish 2girls1cup and 106 weren't disturbing or creepy.

Granted, but now all the other content of the internet becomes disturbing/creepy.

I wish that in a parallel universe, I was rich and famous.

Granted. In this universe, you don't even have a chance.

I wish I had a package full of wishes, a time machine, a magic wand, and a globe made out of gold (Bonus points if you know what song this is from).

Granted, but

a package full of wishes: all of them get broken.
a time machine: you get a miniatur time machine which doesn't work.
a magic wand: same.
a globe made of gold: people think you've stolen it and you must go into prison.

I wish I had a good idea for an SCP to write.

Granted, it gets downvoted and removed.

I wish that my crush would at least talk to me. Oh, and also, I need new sweatpants.

Granted. Your crush says things that crush your feelings. Oh, and also, now your pants are literally made of sweat.

I wish I lived in Equestria.

LukeDude759 wrote:I wish I lived in Equestria.

Granted. You get turned into a pony on entry, and because you no longer have hands you cannot use computers or anything.

I wish I didn't receive so many happy birthday messages today.

D-9999 wrote: I wish I didn't receive so many happy birthday messages today.

Granted (check your messages).
I wish that i could go into this city in GTA IV without getting a 6 star wanted level.

Granted, now you get a 7-star wanted level.

I wish that more people would join my Skype call between my friends Noah, Katie, John, Grant, and myself.