Granted. You get a ship which immediately sinks.

I wish that there is an SCP theme park where there's a building that's a replica of the facility in SCP containment breach, where you can encounter the SCPs in the game as well.

Granted, the SCPs are just as deadly as the in-game ones.

THE SITE IS EXPERIENCING MOST OF OUR KETER AND EUCLID LEVEL COMTAINMENT BREACHES! FULL SITE LOCKDOWN INITIATED!

I wish I had to do less for school these days.

Granted, You're stupid and homeless.



I wish that the multiplayer mod would release a beta version today as-is, and keep working on it to fix the bugs.

Granted, but when you and your friend join, you get sucked in for a true 'multiplayer' experience..

I wish I wasn't scared of SCP-087-B

chris0matic wrote: I wish I wasn't scared of SCP-087-B

Granted, SCP-087-B is now stupid.
I wish Ominary would post here.

Granted, but he hands the job to me to post for him.

I wish someone would notice that my avatar has a QR code in it.

Cpbald wrote:Granted, but he hands the job to me to post for him.

I wish someone would notice that my avatar has a QR code in it.

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish I had the philosopher's stone.

Granted. You perform a spell and end up like Al on Full Metal Alchemist, and that there's no spell that can counteract what you've done.

I wish that I could finish writing the #DreamWorld script and that it would turn into a critically acclaimed movie.

autotroph wrote: I wish that I could finish writing the #DreamWorld script and that it would turn into a critically acclaimed movie.

Granted, but it was rushed, and it was panned by critics.
I wish i had peanuts and almonds :3

Granted, but as soon as you eat them you realize that you're allergic to them.

I wish I didn't hate my own voice.