KirbyMario12345 wrote:

The Radical Larry wrote: I wish school wont ruin my weekends anymore.

Granted, school now really ruins your weekdays.

I wish I had a tiny as a pet

Granted but then it kills you. I seriously wish I had a pussy as a cunt boy.

SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote:I seriously wish I had a pussy as a cunt boy.

Granted. You're a vagina who owns a female cat.

I wish that I could be augmented like Adam Jensen so I can punch walls without hurting myself.

D-9999 wrote:

SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote:I seriously wish I had a pussy as a cunt boy.

Granted. You're a vagina who owns a female cat.

I wish that I could be augmented like Adam Jensen so I can punch walls without hurting myself.

Granted but you end up punching the walls of your house too much and end up making the house collapse on you killing you instantly. (thats for not giving me a vagina)

I wish everyone saw the movie Straight Outta Compton (it was actually really good)

SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote: I wish everyone saw the movie Straight Outta Compton (it was actually really good)

Granted, they found it boring.

I wish

I wish there were actual wishes to break rather than poor excuses for wishes that simply say "I wish", etc. Seriously guys, this is annoying.

D-9999 wrote:I wish there were actual wishes to break rather than poor excuses for wishes that simply say "I wish", etc. Seriously guys, this is annoying.

I agree. Also granted but then the thread becomes dead.

I wish there was a cure for aids.

SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote:
I wish there was a cure for aids.

Granted, but it causes rabies.

I wish I didn't suck at coming up with wishes

KirbyMario12345 wrote:

SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote:
I wish there was a cure for aids.

Granted, but it causes rabies.

I wish I didn't suck at coming up with wishes

You absolutely suck at making good wishes now.

I wish to work as a Guard for the SCP Foundation.

SCP Rapist wrote: I wish to work as a Guard for the SCP Foundation.

Granted, you died on the first day.

I wish that I was Jesus, and nothing bad could happen to me so this wish is unbreakable.

SyphenTV wrote:

SCP Rapist wrote: I wish to work as a Guard for the SCP Foundation.

Granted, you died on the first day.

I wish that I was Jesus, and nothing bad could happen to me so this wish is unbreakable.

Granted but you get crucified (this is a fixed moment in history and nothing can change it)

I wish people came up with better ways to avoid their wish being broken.