Akatos wrote: Input: Nyan Cat (the song) on rough

Output: Creepypasta edition with a dead nyan cat.
Input: Everyone on this forums on very fine.

Output:

Input: BlitzMax and my programming knowledge on Very Fine.

Output: A futuristic programming language with you being the only one who can work with it

Input: SCP-914 on fine

Output: SCP-914, with instant refining.

Input: The new SCP-914 on rough.

Output: The universe and . When SCP-914 Was recovered, it was heavily damaged and the key would not work for twelve weeks.

Nice going, idiots. Don't put 914 inside itself, m'kay? - Dr. Anona

Input: Thisisme
Setting: Very Fine

I REGRET NOTHING!

Output:
Seriously, what were you thinking when you did this??? Do you think that's funny? Now, don't look at me like that! Send MTF units to find and terminate this ... thing, or I'll do it myself!
~ Dr.

Input: SCP-1025 on 1:1

Output: An ordinary Encyclopedia of Common Diseases.

Input: My lecture notebooks on Fine

Output: An ordinary answer book, which appears to be labeled "Life: Teacher's Edition." When opened while making a decision, it appears to show what life will be like should that decision be made. When opened otherwise, it appears to be filled with random advice.

Input: Life: Teacher's Edition
Setting: Very Fine

Output:
After subject D-3758 had looked into the book, he immediately experienced what he described as "the ultimate enlightenment". He seems to be much smarter now, with his IQ being raised by 62 and his knowledge of mutliple subareas, such as philosophy, science and 13 different languages. What exactly the subject read or saw in the book is still unknown ~ Dr.

Input: Earthworm on very fine

Output: A worm from mars which can shoot lasers from its eyes that can destroy everything.

Input: SCP-087-B on Fine.