SyphenTV wrote:

SCP Rapist wrote: I wish to work as a Guard for the SCP Foundation.

Granted, you died on the first day.

I wish that I was Jesus, and nothing bad could happen to me so this wish is unbreakable.

Granted, you are now Jesus (pronounced Hey-Zeus), you run a tortilla stand on the corner, the mafia wants in. You must stop them from taking your tortillas. One man, One Solution, SyphenTV this summer is...

Little Tortilla Boy

I wish to become the god of prosciutto.
edit: freaking ninja

I wish people came up with better ways to avoid their wish being broken.

Granted, their wishes are so ingeniously designed to not be breakable, that the thread dies.

Now, let's try this again.

I wish to become the god of prosciutto.

Awesomeguy147 wrote: Granted, their wishes are so ingeniously designed to not be breakable, that the thread dies.

Now, let's try this again.

I wish to become the god of prosciutto.

the god of what nigga?

Awesomeguy147 wrote: I wish to become the god of prosciutto.

Granted. Whatever the fuck that is, you're god of it now.

I wish Disney didn't display Doctor Who at 3 in the morning.

SyphenTV wrote:I wish Disney didn't display Doctor Who at 3 in the morning.

Granted. Disney displays Doctor Who at 4 in the morning now.

I wish John Bonham was alive.

Granted, you are sent to the past to when he was alive.

I wish that my parents weren't as op.

ApplePiah wrote:I wish that my parents weren't as op.

Granted. You're like me and have no parents now.

I wish I could become a Titan.

Granted, you end up like joker (Does anybody get the reference?)

I wish I had a cookie that could eat anything but me...

And I ate it.

ApplePiah wrote:I wish I had a cookie that could eat anything but me...

And I ate it.

Granted, the cookie didn't eat you, but it ate your stomach.

I wish I wasn't feeling like shit because of the flu. Again.

Granted, you now feel like piss.

I wish that my Bearded Dragon Godzilla would be less lazy this summer, and autumn.

SyphenTV wrote:

Awesomeguy147 wrote: I wish to become the god of prosciutto.

Granted. Whatever the fuck that is, you're god of it now.

the god of what nigga?

The god of google exists for a reason... scrubs.

I wish that my Bearded Dragon Godzilla would be less lazy this summer, and autumn.

Granted, it now goes on murder rampages during this summer and autumn.

I wish for 15 billion rainbows and that the sun is setting and the moon is setting at the same time, and that I'm there in a gazebo, and that god descends from heaven and gives me a million dollars.