AlicornPureSparky wrote:I wish every girl fell in love with me.

I'm not that desperate btw.

Granted, You become very desperate for them to come, but turns out every girl is ugly.

I.. Wish.. For... A... .......................

ApplePiah wrote:

AlicornPureSparky wrote:I wish every girl fell in love with me.

I'm not that desperate btw.

Granted, You become very desperate for them to come, but turns out every girl is ugly.

I.. Wish.. For... A... .......................

Wish not specified, you drown in a ball pit by default.

I wish I could run incredibly fast.

Granted, but you can no longer slow down or even stop, and so you're forced to live a life constantly running around Earth, and due to the stress, lack of sleep, etc. running gives you, you eventually run to your death.

I wish parallel universe travel was easily feasible in this world.

Granted. You travel to a universe where every SCP is real. And has breached containment. And your USD (Universe Switching Device, no relation to USD meaning United States currency) was eaten by 682. Now 682 is in this universe. So yeah. Pretty much game over for everyone involved.

I wish SCP-914 were real and no one had any way of finding out that I have it.

Granted, but it is locked on the Rough setting.

I wish I wouldn't have school on Saturday.

Feguelion wrote:Granted, but it is locked on the Rough setting.

I wish I wouldn't have school on Saturday.

Granted, but school continues until August.

I WISH CAPS WASN'T OM RIGHT NOW.

granTED. BUT A SECOND LATER IT'S BACK ON AND THIS TIME IT'S STUCK.

I wish dementia had gone away from this world.

Granted. Assuming "world" means "planet," dementia is rediscovered when humans land on Mars.

I wish I had an Oculus Rift.

Granted. However you are now almost blind as the only thing you can see are games through Occulus Rift.

I wish I.

Feguelion wrote:I wish I.

Wish not specified, you die in a pit by default.

I wish the punish did not punish the not punish so the not punish would not punish the punish then the punish punishes the not punish more then the not punish and punish perm punish each other which punishes me.