Capy wrote:Granted, but someone places the pen on your chair point-up. When you sit on it, instead of snapping, it goes the whole way up there.

I wish Shrek was real

Granted. He is hunted down, captured and killed by Lord Farquaad, but not before he rapes you in the butt.

I wish I had a functioning SCP-978.

Granted, but it broke down on you permanantly

I wish books and TVs would stop portraying the british as a kind and considerate race

INFINITE561 wrote:I wish books and TVs would stop portraying the british as a kind and considerate race

Granted, they all portray you as being a monster, and soon you find your house missing.

I wish that Skype's yellow emotes wouldn't be so in the way all the time.

Granted, they are now not in your way.

I wish I would had SCP-513-1 as a girlfriend.

SCP 513 wrote:I wish I would had SCP-513-1 as a girlfriend.

Granted, except it only follows you forever.

I wish I was SCP-079.

Cridone wrote:

SCP 513 wrote:I wish I would had SCP-513-1 as a girlfriend.

Granted, except it only follows you forever.

I wish I was SCP-079.

Granted, you now broke your door and letted a class d out of the psylicity (bed spealing lel).
I wish i spelled everything correctly.

hug0905 wrote:

Cridone wrote:

SCP 513 wrote:I wish I would had SCP-513-1 as a girlfriend.

Granted, except it only follows you forever.

I wish I was SCP-079.

Granted, you now broke your door and letted a class d out of the psylicity (bed spealing lel).
I wish i spelled everything correctly.

Granted, the knowledge of how to spell every single word in existence poured into your mind so quickly, that your brain exploded. Somehow you survived but you have extreme brain damage and the only word you are able to spell correctly is the word "everything".

I wish I was immortal.

Granted. You quickly outlive your friends and family, and eventually everyone you have ever known is long dead. As the years turn into decades and the decades into centuries, you find yourself unable to form any meaningful relationships, as through your eyes, all humans have the lifespan of a gnat. Millennia pass by (Though to you they had might as well be hours), and the Earth is left a barren wasteland (Except you of course, you're immortal). The sun goes supernova shortly afterwards, destroying the galaxy and leaving you drifting forever through a black, empty void with no hope of reaching any other intelligent life.

I wish Valve would stop taking so many liberties with classic Dota characters.

Granted. the classic characters are now removed

I wish EA were not shit at making games

INFINITE561 wrote:
I wish EA were not shit at making games

Granted, now they are diarreah at making games.
I wish I could travel through time at my own will.