Re: The SCP-914 Forum game

#91
Output: A fullface helmet made of an unknown metal. Analysing pending approval.

Input: A hardrive containing a 50% copy of SCP-079.
Setting: Very fine.
What fun is there in making sense?
Now, if you will excuse me i have some chaos to wreak.
Resident forum robot monkey, and chaos incarnate.
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Re: The SCP-914 Forum game

#92
Sparks wrote:Output: A fullface helmet made of an unknown metal. Analysing pending approval.

Input: A hardrive containing a 50% copy of SCP-079.
Setting: Very fine.
A [Redacted] Computer, upon activation a sitewide containment breach occured. One (1) Class-D escaped and MTF Team STOP-RIGHT-THERE was dispatched.

Input: One (1) Set of Jimmies and a printed picture:
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Setting: very fine
"now that the victim is in place, the killing bite will be administered in 10 seconds." --Valve.

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Re: The SCP-914 Forum game

#93
Omniary wrote: Trex is terminated on sight for lack of cooperation and possible signs of terrorism against Foundation doctors. :I
Nope.

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Omniary: fuck you anglerfish can't smell
Dr. Trialtrex21: how you know bitch
Omniary: it probably could smell you though
could probably smell your fucking dank ass nasty powersuit structure gel trog ass enslaved protein bullshit sloshing in your suit from a mile away

Re: The SCP-914 Forum game

#95
Omniary wrote:
Trialtrex21 wrote:
Omniary wrote: Trex is terminated on sight for lack of cooperation and possible signs of terrorism against Foundation doctors. :I
Nope.
Yup. That or the nanobots.
Nope and LOL

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Omniary: fuck you anglerfish can't smell
Dr. Trialtrex21: how you know bitch
Omniary: it probably could smell you though
could probably smell your fucking dank ass nasty powersuit structure gel trog ass enslaved protein bullshit sloshing in your suit from a mile away

Re: The SCP-914 Forum game

#96
Input: One (1) Set of Jimmies and a printed picture:
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Setting: very fine[/quote]
Output: A picture of Omniary showing his ultimate power of unrustling jimmies. Upon contact with a human, the human reports feeling "At peace" With the world. When showed to 682, it immediately addapted to have what appears to be incurable rustled jimmies but to no avail.

Input: A picture of Rainbow Dash for Destructoid to keep.
Setting:Very fine
Heheh, you said a bad word.

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Re: The SCP-914 Forum game

#97
Output: A deformed replica of Rainbow Dash from the TV show 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic', object seems to be extremely hostile and also repeats over and over ''Please, kill me'', experiment resulted in the death of [REDACTED] Agents and [REDACTED] Class D personnel, object was highly resistant to bullets and trauma, and breached containment for 5 hours. Dr.Notabrony tried to desperately hug it, but it resulted in massive injuries to him, including the loss of both arms, Notabrony didn't seem to care and tried to keep hugging it. Object ran away from Dr.Notabrony and breached surface containment. GAU-19s employed to succesfully terminate the object. Appropiate medical care for Dr.Notabrony and punishments for the responsible have been taken.

You guys could have simply said no when a person with such a mental disease asked you to do this! -Dr. Iron

Input: A normal watermelon.

Setting: Very fine.
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