Horrordar wrote:I wish I could travel through time at my own will.

Granted, but by accident you prevent your own conception and thus will never be born.
I wish childbirth would be painless.

Granted, you are unaware that you fall into labour until you realise a head is poking out on your sofa

I wish I had a knife to butter my crumpets

Granted. The knife is extremely sharp, and you accidentally cut through the crumpet. Since you were holding it in place to butter it, this leads to your fingers being cut off.

I wish I weren't in school right now.

Granted. you're now in a maximum security prison

I wish gravity didn't exist

INFINITE561 wrote:I wish gravity didn't exist

Granted, you float into the sun and die.

I wish that my browser wouldn't crash when taking exams.

Granted. your browser does not work at all

I wish foxes never existed

Granted, but the food chain breaks and we all starve to death.

I wish SCP: CB would never get MAVs, and that all wishes can never be broken!

Granted, but you cause a time paradox, ending the world in a MAV

I wish that I could get lots of hats in tf2

Granted. but those hats come in crates and you have no keys to unlock them

I wish people never forgot to wish for something after breaking someone else's wish.