Now I must decide how to give them out. I'm holding a contest now. There's a checklist below I will make, complete one item, and you get the prize. Limit of one key per person.

DO THESE TASKS AND YOU WILL GAME GET:
1.) Guess the size, if you know what I mean
2.) This one will only be doable only if you're a hardcore redditor and you've read THIS almost all the way through. EDIT: Here's the quest: find his greatest shame, the cum box.
3.) Find a 4chan thread that will make me die of laughter.
4.) Make a recording of you singing the My Little Pony theme really loud (shouting) and send me the link (preferably soundcloud.)
5.) PM me a joke, if I like it you might get one
6.) Draw Princess Celestia, sign the page with your forum name, best one gets a key
7.) Claimed by Spartan322.
8.) Troll 4chan and post evidence
9.) Find a video that will make me laugh.

You may have noticed there's more than 5 options, that's to give you options! They can't be repeated though.

GOOD LUCK

.....Give me ONE good reason why ANYONE should do ANY of this.

That one guy wrote:.....Give me ONE good reason why ANYONE should do ANY of this.

......because it's Dota 2......DOTA 2!

Is it wrong if I don't know what DOTA is?

Glitch wrote:Is it wrong if I don't know what DOTA is?

Yes, since you can just google it.

I'm really tempted to troll 4chan. Maybe I'll go rant about how much I love anime or something.

Here is a good song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRBBNmhqBFE

Glitch wrote:Is it wrong if I don't know what DOTA is?

DOTA is fucking amazing. I warn you guys though, the learning curve is pretty crazy and you'll get bashed a lot in your first few matches. It's super fun and really satisfying when you finally get a kill/win.

Im a LoL player, why im watching this? Joking, better try then

26 Fe + Mexican food =: lets see if you're oh so mister oh so smart
26 Fe + Mexican food =: who am i
ShadowDust: IronFajitas
26 Fe + Mexican food =: fuck
ShadowDust: *flies away*

I have around twelve DoTA 2 keys (Which is more than I know what to do with), and they just keep giving them out. I bet you'll have a lot more than five soon enough.

I used to play DoTA, but Valve have betrayed me too many times for me to care about it so I've gone back to LoL (for now).

Tomgrakk wrote:I have around twelve DoTA 2 keys (Which is more than I know what to do with), and they just keep giving them out. I bet you'll have a lot more than five soon enough.

I used to play DoTA, but Valve have betrayed me too many times for me to care about it so I've gone back to LoL (for now).

How did Valve betray you?