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What the bloody hell :I

#1 by Irontaco
So yeah. I kind of...Received contact requests on Skype from random people. Just read the chat logs:
''Krilliono''
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[14:33:00] Krilliono: Hi irontacowithamoustache, I'd like to add you as a contact. Krilliono
[16:11:26] Irontaco: Irontaco has shared contact details with Krilliono.
[16:54:51] Irontaco: Who are you?
[16:55:17] Krilliono: You dont remember me?
[16:55:30] Irontaco: Uuuh
[16:55:39] Irontaco: I don't recognize the name at all, to be honest.
[16:55:47] Krilliono: That hurts.
[16:56:03] Irontaco: Maybe you got the wrong person?
[16:56:06] Irontaco: I dunno.
[16:56:28] Irontaco: People usually know me from the scp cb forums, TF2, or steam.
[16:56:37] Irontaco: I don't think i've seen you in any of those.
[16:57:02] Krilliono: Nah come on man you know me, we played that game together
[16:57:25] Irontaco: Actually, why are a bunch of people adding me right now?
[16:57:30] Irontaco: Eh, steam name?
[16:58:17] Krilliono: ChiefEvilMonkey
[16:58:32] Irontaco: Nope, i don't know you at all
[16:59:31] Krilliono: Oh. Well then do you know my friend, Oran Harrison?
[16:59:43] Irontaco: He added me
[16:59:51] Krilliono: Really?
[17:00:38] Irontaco: I don't think i know him either.
[17:02:04] Krilliono: We were all best bros for life man, how could you forget?
[17:02:16] Irontaco: Definitely i don't know you irl.
[17:03:00] Krilliono: You sure? We met that one time
[17:03:13] Irontaco: Yeah sure. This must be a sick joke.
[17:03:17] Irontaco: I'm not even from Ireland.
[17:03:30] Irontaco: Never even travelled to anywhere near that place, and wouldn't, even.
[17:03:39] Krilliono: Oh no, i just have my location set in ireland because its my favourite country
[17:04:03] Krilliono: You talking shit about Ireland?
[17:04:16] Irontaco: So yeah. No. I don't know what you guys were trying to do. But nope, i don't know you at all, i haven't meet you, and never saw you on TF2.
[17:04:28] Irontaco: ANd no, i'm not talking shit about Ireland.
[17:05:01] Krilliono: Can i just say
[17:05:07] Krilliono: My feelings are really hurt
[17:05:16] Irontaco: Whatever you're trying to do
[17:05:18] Irontaco: It's not working.
[17:05:25] Irontaco: Actually, it's pretty darn funny.
[17:05:33] Krilliono: Im not trying anything
[17:05:40] Krilliono: Im just trying to meet up with old friends
[17:05:47] Irontaco: I'll end up showing this to so many friends, hehahah.
[17:05:53] Irontaco: Actually now, i'm not keeping you on my friends list.
[17:06:02] Krilliono: Aw
[17:06:23] Irontaco: This must be some kind of trolling attempt/weird shit/2 obese teenagers laughing at the screen while i write
[17:07:25] Krilliono: You calling me fat? And i thought we were friends ;(
[17:07:48] Irontaco: [17:06:17] Oran Harrison: How could you! I travelled all the way from Ireland to visit you and Krilliono that one time, and you don't even remember!
[17:06:40] Irontaco: [17:03] Krilliono:

<<< Oh no, i just have my location set in ireland because its my favourite country
[17:06:47] Irontaco: What a failed trolling attempt.
[17:06:55] Irontaco: As i said to Krilliono:
[17:07:00] Oran Harrison: I'm from Ireland but he isn't....
[17:07:55] Irontaco: Nice try.
[17:08:04] Irontaco: It'll be a fun thread to publish.
[17:08:33] Krilliono: Youre gonna publish this? Where? I wanna see!
[17:09:05] Irontaco: Why would i even tell you?
[17:09:16] Krilliono: Because we used to be best friend!?
[17:09:17] Irontaco: Aaanyway, g'bai, it wasn't nice to know you.
[17:09:41] Krilliono: I love you
[17:10:28] Irontaco: [17:10] Irontaco:

<<< You two guys keep masturbating and laughing creepily at the screen, i'm off.
''Oran Harrison''
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[15:57:00] Oran Harrison: Long time no see
[16:57:36] Irontaco: Irontaco has shared contact details with Oran Harrison.
[16:57:42] Irontaco: Uh, who are you?
[16:57:52] Oran Harrison: Hey man, been a while huh? :D
[16:58:09] Irontaco: Hmm, i don't recognize you.
[16:58:29] Oran Harrison: Are you kidding? We used to playgames together all the time!
[16:58:43] Irontaco: Erm...
[16:58:51] Irontaco: If you got a steam, tell me what the name is.
[16:59:17] Oran Harrison: ZUKO....
[17:01:31] Irontaco: Nope, i don't recognize you.
[17:01:44] Oran Harrison: Maybe you will remember Krilliono...? We were like a gang!
[17:02:21] Irontaco: :I
[17:02:40] Irontaco: Really now. I don't even know any of you.
[17:02:56] Irontaco: Someone called khalfalah gaf added me too.
[17:02:57] Irontaco: i mean
[17:03:04] Irontaco: Seriously, is this some kind of sick joke?
[17:03:40] Oran Harrison: Well I don't know that other guy, but me you and Krilliono were best of friends!
[17:04:48] Irontaco: [17:02:04] Krilliono: We were all best bros for life man, how could you forget?
[17:02:16] Irontaco: Definitely i don't know you irl.
[17:03:00] Krilliono: You sure? We met that one time
[17:03:13] Irontaco: Yeah sure. This must be a sick joke.
[17:03:17] Irontaco: I'm not even from Ireland.
[17:03:30] Irontaco: Never even travelled to anywhere near that place, and wouldn't, even.
[17:03:39] Krilliono: Oh no, i just have my location set in ireland because its my favourite country
[17:04:03] Krilliono: You talking shit about Ireland?
[17:05:06] Irontaco: Yeaah i don't think you guys are serious, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working.
[17:06:17] Oran Harrison: How could you! I travelled all the way from Ireland to visit you and Krilliono that one time, and you don't even remember!
[17:06:40] Irontaco: [17:03] Krilliono:

<<< Oh no, i just have my location set in ireland because its my favourite country
[17:06:47] Irontaco: What a failed trolling attempt.
[17:06:55] Irontaco: As i said to Krilliono:
[17:07:00] Oran Harrison: I'm from Ireland but he isn't....
[17:07:02] Irontaco: [17:06] Irontaco:

<<< This must be some kind of trolling attempt/weird shit/2 obese teenagers laughing at the screen while i write
[17:07:32] Irontaco: Nope, not keeping you in my friends list at all. Actually, the only thing you managed to do is clog up my recent chat list :I
[17:08:22] Irontaco: Nice try. This will be such a neat topic to publish.
[17:08:33] Oran Harrison: Publish, where?
[17:08:48] Irontaco: Telling you? Why would i?
[17:08:51] Irontaco: Good bye, sir.
[17:08:56] Irontaco: It wasn't too nice knowing you.
[17:08:58] Oran Harrison: Because we are bro's for life!
[17:09:11] Oran Harrison: I gave your uncle my kidney!
[17:09:46] Irontaco: I'll keep that quote for the rest of my life.
[17:09:49] Irontaco: I'll make a shirt with it
[17:09:55] Irontaco: I'll have so much fun with it
[17:09:58] Irontaco: Like seriously
[17:10:06] Oran Harrison: Too late copyrighted...
[17:10:14] Irontaco: You two guys keep masturbating and laughing creepily at the screen, i'm off.
I dunno really. I've received another contact request from some dude called 'khalfalah gaf', i accepted it but he's offline or something.
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Re: What the bloody hell :I

#3 by Trialtrex21
That's some awkward shit.

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Omniary: fuck you anglerfish can't smell
Dr. Trialtrex21: how you know bitch
Omniary: it probably could smell you though
could probably smell your fucking dank ass nasty powersuit structure gel trog ass enslaved protein bullshit sloshing in your suit from a mile away

Re: What the bloody hell :I

#5 by Omniary
Irontaco wrote:I've received another contact request from some dude called 'khalfalah gaf', i accepted it but he's offline or something.
Got one from them too, I'm guessing it's the case that FireFox suggested. To be honest, the worst that can happen out of this is someone on the side of the conversation becoming uncomfortable.
It slep time bunner.

Re: What the bloody hell :I

#6 by MrJPenguin1
It's because you guys are just so bloody cool and posh! They're probably just tossers who are nothing but blokes who [EXPLETIVE] to these types of conversations. They want you to feel uncomfortable. It's probably their pathetic sad goal in life. They're bloody eejits is what they are! Meh, I need a lager.


I used a bunch of British slang in that all because of the title saying "What the bloody hell :I".
Heheh, you said a bad word.

All of you guys really are special. Did you guys know that? Yes you guys are! Each in your own special way.

Re: What the bloody hell :I

#8 by lololord
Well i have been getting MANY Contact requests on Skype.

Mainly by someone named "Zeke Allen Curtis"

Baht tish gurd fro meh cuz ai ken truall dem

Re: What the bloody hell :I

#9 by The Red Menace
If you take the risk of trying to friend me on skype, you risk having your privacy given to the Russian Government. You may benefit or not benefit from our friendship.
The Red Menace

Re: What the bloody hell :I

#10 by lololord
The Red Menace wrote:If you take the risk of trying to friend me on skype, you risk having your privacy given to the Russian Government. You may benefit or not benefit from our friendship.
Russian Friendship? OH NO!
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