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Zhe thread of totally awesome quotes.

#1 by Irontaco
Yes. Post the best and most awesome/creepiest things you have read on the internet. Chat logs are preferred.

First example you got is my signature, or Trex's signature!

Here, i'll start by putting here some quotes from a great dude i know from Steam (not showing name of course.) I'm ''a fucking melon'' by the way.

Slightly text NSFW-ness.
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a fucking melon: huehue
a fucking melon: nigga pony porn
-Dude-: im not saying i dont recognize you less a faggot for pony porn
          :im just saying that i have my own guilty pleasures
          : and i cant really shit on you for being a faggot if im a faggot too
a fucking melon: actually, i was joking
-Dude-: oh
          : well i cant really shit on you any more then
          : because im the only faggot in this situation
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Dude: yesterday one of the guys i talk to admitted that his sexual fantasy is to be raped by anthro luna
       : as a wolf
       : i dont know if he means he wants to be the wolf or he wants luna to be anthro and a wolf
       : at the same time
       : and i didnt really think about it that hard until now.
       : for obvious reasons
a fucking melon: holy shit.
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a fucking melon: Actually, you'd be surprised how many times i've heard things worse than that.
Dude: no i wouldnt
       : we're on the internet
       : and i have no idea what the fuck youre talking about right now
a fucking melon: nothing, nothing.
       : am i getting paid for this        (He discovered i was quoting him to make a thread)
a fucking melon: yes
a fucking melon: so many times
Dude: is there like an up front payment
       : cuz i want some fries right now
a fucking melon: KFC payment.
Dude: up front?
        : cuz like
       : yo
       : i mean like
       : i dont evne like kfc fries but
Dude: i mean ill settle for what i can get right now
       : i have a sudden craving for fries
       : yo dude im serious what the fuck are we talking about and can i have that kfc now               (He didn't get the point of the quoting)
a fucking melon: I don't know brah
a fucking melon: horeeh shet
Dude: is it because i said fimfiction
        : because if so this isnt the first time ive been in this situation
        : im so confused right now
        : god i wish i had some fries
That's the best things i've heard all day.

So yeah blah blah you can start posting some quotes from people.
sup

roger copy bravo tango mango

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#3 by Vexification
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"But anyway as I was saying you know, just as you know, when you masturbate, you don't have to use your fingers, you could like, uh, find something that's like, you could use like a banana, or a pickle, I mean, it would be a waste of a fruit, but if you used a banana, you could still eat the insides." - Chris-chan on sticking things up his butthole
Manager of the Steam Community :D
Here since May 28, 2012
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Re: Zhe thread of totally awesome quotes.

#6 by lololord
Want awesome Quotes?

Buy Borderlands 2, Play through the entire game, Count how many times you have lol'd.

Here are a few brilliant quotes from the game:

"Between you and me, the one that killed you is a dick. Please disregard this message if you commited suicide" ~ New-U Station
"IF YOU GIVE ME A BUCKET I'L SHOW YOU..... A BUCKET!" ~ Psycho
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"Oh, yeah, and since you shiver-brains evidently don't know how to listen, I'll say it again: stop bringing in fake Sirens. Only six Sirens can exist in the universe at any given time, and I already know of three - you're not gonna convince me you happened to find one of the remaining three just by drawing blue tattoos on some random chick's corpse. I will admit, it was mildly amusing the first dozen times you idiots tried it, but now my office smells like blood and marker fumes. So quit it!"
~ Handsome Jack

... And all Mr.Torgue quotes.

Oh, And the message below me ↓↓↓
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#9 by Trialtrex21
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I feel the sudden urge to kill someone.

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Omniary: fuck you anglerfish can't smell
Dr. Trialtrex21: how you know bitch
Omniary: it probably could smell you though
could probably smell your fucking dank ass nasty powersuit structure gel trog ass enslaved protein bullshit sloshing in your suit from a mile away
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