SCP-173 and Slender Man are standing next to each other.
What do you do? One will kill you if you stare at it, the other one kills you if you look away.

I get these guys: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-131 , to go up to 173 and then I run away from slender man right after shooting him to make sure he is focused on me and not 131. I then trick him into 682's containment chamber in which he would be humanoid enough to be worth attention (the lizard probably wouldn't care anyways).

Even if you don't look at him, Slenderman would kill you anyway, best bet is to look at both of them and jog backwards.

Glitch wrote:Even if you don't look at him, Slenderman would kill you anyway, best bet is to look at both of them and jog backwards.

Depends on how far away you are. If you are far away enough, keep looking at the two and sprint backwards until Slendie is just about to get you, then turn away and hope you have enough distance on 173 to find a safe haven before he kills you. If you are close to the two to start out, you're doomed.

SCP-173 and SCP-096 are standing next to eachother. What do you do?

slender does'nt get you if you look at him silly...

thats only in the game and the camera just distorts and ends with slendermans face.

slenderman gets you if you look away or not.

Slenderman's face invokes fear and paranoia, so you'll probably fall to the floor and shut your eyes, then 173 snaps your neck.

Scream and panic then go towards slender man...he gives good hugs :3

Let's think logically about this situation here guys. Let's see:

Oh yeah, they don't bloody exist. This won't matter in the slightest. Also isn't Slender Man shunned in the SCP Universe?

MrJPenguin1 wrote:Let's think logically about this situation here guys. Let's see:

Oh yeah, they don't bloody exist.

Good job on taking the fun away. 10/10.