Re: SCP-914 Forum Game

#982
Researcher Excomus takes out SCP-008-1 Specimen and incinerates it.

No. We do NOT need a repeat of a last test. ~Researcher Exomus [REDACTED]

Input: Researcher Exomus
Setting: 1;1

Hopefully, we'll get a better person without a shitty attitude.~Dr. Connor Syphentotics.

Re: SCP-914 Forum Game

#983
Output: Nothing but a small mound of blood and another unknown substance on the floor.

"Well that's one of our researchers lost. Nobody liked him anyway." - Dr. Maynard

Although, seconds later, a group of other researchers entered the chamber and found a pool of blood forming under SCP-914. Later they reported to Dr. Maynard that they found Researcher Exomus's mangled corpse in-between a few cogs on SCP-914.

Sorry for writing a fucking novel of an Output.

Input: Acid Jell-O.
Setting: Very Fine

Re: SCP-914 Forum Game

#990
Theimperfectbeing wrote:Output: Kermit the Frog. Became immediately pissed at all creatures nearby, apparently mistaking them for "Joel."

Intake: Bonzi Buddy
Setting: Very Fine
Output: See Addendum. A-24-12-B2-BONZI

" :,( " ~Dr. Sabrina Syphentotics

Input: Font Color #00FFFF
Setting: Fine.

It always was his favorite color.... ~Dr. Sabrina Syphentotics.


ADDENDUM A-24-12-B2-BONZI
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Date: 4/3/2015
SCP: Nine-One-Four
Incident: A-24-12-B2-BONZI
Casualties: One (1) - Doctor Connor Syphentotics.

Log Record:

12:32 PM: Doctor Imperfect added a Remnant of "Bonzi Buddy", a Spyware program, into SCP-914's Intake booth. Setting put to Very Fine. Key turned.

12:34 PM: After Two (2) minutes, SCP-914 has become unresponsive. Personnel evacuated.

12:39 PM: After Five (5) minutes, SCP-914's Output booth opened. A large, purple, cavemen-like beast (now classified as SCP-[EXPUNGED] temporarily) has started roaring. Doctor Connor Syphentotics still in SCP-914's Containment Chamber, doors magnetically sealed. Camera tapes show being knocked down by Dr. Maynard and doors shut on lock down.

12:45 PM: All human life signs stopped after the minute SCP-[REDACTED] came out the Output booth. Mobile Task Force Omega-Seven (7) quickly rejoined and cleaned up the mess.

12:50 PM: Doctor Connor Syphentotics' body found pinned up against the wall of SCP-914's Containment Chamber. Massive blood loss, Body Torn in half. Confirmed Dead.

10:20 PM: Doctor Connor Syphentotics' body incinerated, given honorable standby. Items saved. Sabrina Syphentotics now in-charge of Connor Syphentotics' belongings, and ranks.

End Log.

Dr. Maynard has been found and terminated. ANY deaths caused by SCP-914 or any Doctor's IGNORANCE to keep the safety of other personnel will have consequences. Researcher/Doctor available in this responsibility will be terminated. ~Site Director Rosenburg.