Output: Doctor Connor Syphentotics. No anomalous features, except his skin was a cyan color. Medical examination shows no explanation for the irregular skin pigments.

Intake: SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED] (Result of A-24-12-B2-BONZI)
Setting: Rough

"I doubt this creature has much use for the Foundation. It's just another "thing that kills you for no reason," why keep it? We have enough of those now." - Dr. Imperfect

EDIT: Holy crap I have made a thread that reached 100 pages

Theimperfectbeing wrote:Output: Doctor Connor Syphentotics. No anomalous features, except his skin was a cyan color. Medical examination shows no explanation for the irregular skin pigments.

Intake: SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED] (Result of A-24-12-B2-BONZI)
Setting: Rough

"I doubt this creature has much use for the Foundation. It's just another "thing that kills you for no reason," why keep it? We have enough of those now." - Dr. Imperfect

EDIT: Holy crap I have made a thread that reached 100 pages

Output: Standard Remnant of the Spyware "Bonzi Buddy"

Input: General Off Topic
Setting: Fine

Output: New section called "General On-Topic"

Where you expecting something different? Pfft, no.

Input: A picture of a nude Miley Cyrus.
Setting: Rough

Child Muncher wrote:Input: A picture of a nude Miley Cyrus.
Setting: Rough

Output: An Imp released from the picture, which upon being viewed, would grow to large proportions and shove personnel up its arse.

"OH GOD! OH-- [inaudible]" ~Dr. Lucia, shortly before being suffocated and killed

Intake: The Imp
Setting: Very Fine
"I.. Am.. Eternal.." ~Imp

Output: The same Imp, however, located in its posterior was a small black hole. ██% of the site was destroyed, and 2██ personnel were lost. As of 06/4/14 The site was rebuilt at ███████, with recovered SCP items vacated.

"I still curious as to how 914 survived the event. It's almost like it consciously prevents its creations from harming itself."- Dr. Imperfect

Intake: Anomalous item ███-███-1 (A lamp that cannot be broken, first item in the Log of Anomalous Items) (See SCP-Wiki page for further details)
Setting: Fine

EDIT: This is my 914th post.

Child Muncher wrote:Output: New section called "General On-Topic"

Where you expecting something different? Pfft, no.

Input: A picture of a nude Miley Cyrus.
Setting: Rough

OFFTOPIC:

*Sees Signature, and Clicks Link*

You sir, are a major fucking asshole.

SyphenTV wrote:

Child Muncher wrote:Output: New section called "General On-Topic"

Where you expecting something different? Pfft, no.

Input: A picture of a nude Miley Cyrus.
Setting: Rough

OFFTOPIC:

*Sees Signature, and Clicks Link*

You sir, are a major fucking asshole.

Huh, didn't click it. If it's a screamer, I think Child Muncher should know posting those are against the rules. If it's something else, disregard this.

Also please get back on topic I don't want to answer my own post

Theimperfectbeing wrote:

SyphenTV wrote:

Child Muncher wrote:Output: New section called "General On-Topic"

Where you expecting something different? Pfft, no.

Input: A picture of a nude Miley Cyrus.
Setting: Rough

OFFTOPIC:

*Sees Signature, and Clicks Link*

You sir, are a major fucking asshole.

Huh, didn't click it. If it's a screamer, I think Child Muncher should know posting those are against the rules. If it's something else, disregard this.

Also please get back on topic I don't want to answer my own post

OFFTOPIC:

Yes, it is a Screamer. It's insanely loud, too. Don't click it.

ONTOPIC:

Output: A Chair that can not be broken.

Input: 1 can of Coke-a-Cola
Setting: 1;1

OFF-TOPIC: Yeah, I figured as much. Someone I watch on Youtube did a video of sending a screamer to all his Steam friends, and it used that exact same URL.

Output: A can of Coke Zero. No unusual taste or features reported.

Intake: Neon Gas
Setting: Very Fine

OFFTOPIC: What do you mean, what link? ONTOPIC:

Output: Nothing. Just thin air.

"Who's idea was it to put gas in 914 anyway?" -Dr. fuckidontknow

Input: Hong Kong 97
Setting: Very Fine