There once was a King...
A very powerful, very well-liked but asshole King.
One day he left the kingdom.
Eventually, however, he returned.
He returned among the common folk.
And he likes it here.
Re: An Ancient Tale
#2Hi Xander
I'm not here as much right now, mention me on our Discord server if you need anything.
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#5Nope, he was an old moderator.Serimah wrote:So... another troll returns or did I miss something?
Welcome back Xander.
-Resident Bacon Fanatic-
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#6His tight shining leather pants were a good fit on him. As his hand smoothly grazed it, a soft moaning expelled from his lips. Muscular workers from a nearby oil refinery were swooned by his handsomeness, and instantly their pants dropped to the grounds like meteroids. A bored look takes hold of his face. "I demand satisfaction." he commands. Grown hard-laboring men rushed to his side. What would happen next, is a tale of a different story.
I AM A HUGE ATTENTION WHORE.
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#8Why, hello old member I have never actually met. I'd flash my boobs but I fear it might be impolite.
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#9Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
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#10Sorry to double post.Serimah wrote:Why, hello old member I have never actually met. I'd flash my boobs but I fear it might be impolite.
A pleasure to meet you!
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.