An Ancient Tale

#1
There once was a King...

A very powerful, very well-liked but asshole King.

One day he left the kingdom.

Eventually, however, he returned.

He returned among the common folk.

And he likes it here.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Re: An Ancient Tale

#6
His tight shining leather pants were a good fit on him. As his hand smoothly grazed it, a soft moaning expelled from his lips. Muscular workers from a nearby oil refinery were swooned by his handsomeness, and instantly their pants dropped to the grounds like meteroids. A bored look takes hold of his face. "I demand satisfaction." he commands. Grown hard-laboring men rushed to his side. What would happen next, is a tale of a different story.
I AM A HUGE ATTENTION WHORE.