Just trying to have a way to pass the time.

For example:
Simile: CostaRic is as annoying as an itch on your back you can't scratch at.
Metaphor: CostaRic is an unreachable itch on the back.

I'm not trying to flame on him, he's just the best example to me.

Your avatar is lovely.

SFK363 wrote:Your avatar is lovely.

Thats neither a simile nor a metaphor.

This thread is like all those other "game" threads.

you are...pudding as... Twinkies...
I got nothing

You don't toast both sides of your bread apparently.

Sparks wrote:You don't toast both sides of your bread apparently.

The Sparkliest Knife in the Draw.

Not so many cookies in the jar.

An apple a day is directly linked with the chances of going to a doctor.

Nick Wickstrom wrote:An apple a day is directly linked with the chances of going to a doctor.

As random as a Lynx.

FireFox wrote:

Nick Wickstrom wrote:An apple a day is directly linked with the chances of going to a doctor.

As random as a Lynx.

HA!! Nice one!! LMBO!!!!
Sly as a fox. =P