Story one (aka. Confusing madness and exploding male genitalia.)
SpoilerStory two (aka. Random words and Irontaco causing porn magazine spawns.)
Of course, while this will probably sound idiotic, this thread of course gets full after some time, because of that, every once in a few months (or when the posts get awkward to work with), we will reset the story and start from scratch, keeping the story in a spoiler so you can read all it's confusing glory.
And also, i'm adding a few rules so the thread doesn't go out of control.
1.- ONE word. Just one. Names (Gabe Newell) are okay, but just one word. I'm serious.
2.- Don't force your post in. Make sentences end correctly and don't start inmediately with another idea. "The gabe ate. Hug0905 then..." is wrong. "The gabe ate [something] [which resulted in] [something that connects to another situation correctly].
3.- There's a little warning system i made up, too:
1.- First offense: Deletion of the post and a warning not to do it again. (Not warning as in the tier system we have for the forums in general)
2.- Second offense: Deletion of the post and posterior thread-ban for a week, every post made by you will be deleted.
3.- Third offense: No more one-word-story-making for you, you will be kicked out of the thread.
Here's an example:
Person 1: The
Person 2: The Magician
Person 1: The Magician ate
Person 2: The Magician ate two
Person 1: The Magician ate two hamsters
You can post more than one word if it's a character:
Person 1: Then
Person 2: Then Steven Tyler
Person 1: The Steven Tyler exploded
And yes, it must sound stupid. But must make sense. I'll start: