Sit and do nothing.

Go to my fridge, make a sandwich, add bacon into the sandwich, place it outside my front door and wait for Serimah to come crashing down the road to get the bacon where I drop a cage on her

In that case I'd have to get my Bro to "remove" the cage and then take away INFINITE's bacon. Afterwards I'd buy him a bacon burger as an apology

Unfortunately, in the confusion, INFINITE caught a glimpse of 096's face, and he was killed and [DATA EXPUNGED]. I walk in, see 096 facing away from me and a puddle of blood. Thinking, "NOPE" I walk back out.

Keeping in mind this is on the moon...

Gaming Tournament with Space core and Luna

You hear many voices in your head. Each one wants you to do their bidding. Not all of them you can obey.

You feel obligated and under immense pressure to use the opportunity of beeing unseen and remove all clothing from your body. You are without protection against the icy temperatures, and the cold starts to inflict pain upon you. But after a while, it does stop beeing painful, and you gradually seem to enjoy it more and more, until it is outright pleasure to stand naked in a cold room. Lucky you didn't randomly die from that.

You gain +2 Constitution
You gain +50 Hitpoints
You gain the Feat "Basic Cold Resistance"

Now after you feel quite buffed, you don't feel confident enough to travel the moon surface without protection. As you take a look at the boxes, a crafty mind seems to posses you. A voice directs you through your steps, like you were just a puppet in a movie. A very capable puppet, since you start to cut the boxes and overlapp pieces of box into eachother, even taking some of your clothing to fill up holes. You you know exactly what you are doing. After hours of HARD LABOR, you come to your senses again, and before you layeth a nice handy Spacesuit made out of BOX.

You decide to take it on, since you want to reward yourself for your efforts. But you soon have the urge to undress yourself again. With the entirety of your willpower combined you are able to it fight off, your hands feel like glued to the zipper and you are out of breath. You have the feeling that this isn't the last time that you will have to overcome yourself.

Discovered hidden feat "Spontanous cravings to undress yourself"

But wait. You pay closer attention to the boxes again, and you seem to have overlooked that some of them had content in them. As you inspect this, you are suddenly very confused. Every box that is filled contains nothing else but high quality dog food. You are puzzled for a moment, but you decide you have to move on. Your attention lies now with the iron door. It has an iron handle, and looks like it was taken out of an old submarine. You start to turn the handle and unlock the door.

As you open just a slight sliver of the door, a flodding light streams in and illuminates the entire room. You are engulfed with light, and you suddenly feel very angelic. But even then you gasp in horror, holding your breath and covering yourself with your hands, as you open the door further and suddenly see a beeing infront of you. This beeing is no one else but the great charming DOGE himself. He floats closer to you and lays his paw on your head. You cannot ressist his presence. He comes even closer and nods forward, whispering into your ear:

"...............Obey your new master, son."

The light grows even brighter, and his paw reaches out for your hand. You failed your saving roll against his charming beautiful good natured presence, which means that you are now Doge's slave for the rest of your life. You grab his hand and you both teleport to Doge's palace, where your new duty will be to care for Doge's wellbeeing, forever.

Shit. Looks like you are as good as "dead". But maybe there is a shred of hope left. What will you do to break Doge's charming spell on you?

Call of the aid of Shrek.

Go on a rmapage with a minigun with bullets laced with hydrochloric acid (after safeguarding the minigun from the acids effects)

Hump the air. Wearing a banana suit.

Throw the ball to the satellite.