Output: All living personnel that heard 513 suddenly died.
Intake: Paper on course.

Output: Wood fiber, water, enzymes, and numerous other chemical compounds,
Intake: XB-0 Hresvelgr on fine.

Output: A device that appears to have functions of all command cruisers ever to exist, and seems smaller than an XB-0 Hresvelgr.
"Wait, how the hell did we get that out of the game..." Dr. Baldwin
Input: SCP-106 on Rough.

Output: SCP-106 was unharmed.
Intake: SCP-096 on 1:1.

Output: While attempting to lead 096 to 914, his face was glimpsed by one of the scientist, resulting in a temporal breach. 096 was captured after one hours with 9 causalities.

"I believe it is against protocol to test SCP-914 with another SCP without O5 authorization. Future test with 914 shall be only carried with approval from the facility's Senior Staff" - Dr. Hoffen

Input: The document "Things Doctor Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation"

Setting: Very fine

Output: Long story short: everyone died/is still recovering from mental damage.
Intake: Pokemon X on fine.

Output: all of the Pokemon in the game appeared and attacked all personnel. Death count: [REDACTED]

Input: megalodon
Setting: very fine

Output: While transferring the shark to the intake booth, several personnel died. Test aborted.
"Why, oh god, why do people still do this?" - Dr. Baldwin
Input: SCP-372 on Very Fine

Output: SCP-372 was extremely difficult to track. Location still unknown.
Intake: 1 SCP-870 on very fine.

Output: [REDACTED] to [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]

Input: Princess Luna
Setting: very fine
"Must I go?" Dr. Luna