How to BE SCP-096 for halloween

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THIS SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

Everything is in a certain order for a reason.
ONLY FOR MALE: Go to the Hospital to get your [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

Get surgery for to make you skinny as fuck

Get surgery to make your arms/legs long as hell, and so you don't trip

Make your teeth yellow, either by eating a lot of meat/greece, not brushing for a long time, or smoking

Get surgery to get the bottom of your jaw/mouth extended

Get something to turn you pale-white

Use eye die (yes it does exist), to turn your pupils/eyes completely white, there's different versions that last different times

Put blood all over your arms/new jaw
WTFhat should I add?
Last edited by Cridone on Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:20 pm, edited 5 times in total.
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Re: How to dress up as SCP-096 for halloween!

#2
What if people actually take this seriously and go shroud in a cave, and eventually get shot to death? Not to mention the expensiveness of the surgeries.

It sucks because I was going to use a hospital dummy as my costume base, but apparently they're fuckin' expensive. A Morph Suit was suggested, and my answer is probably the same as your's (No). Perhaps I'll just use the material from the dummies' skin and some stilt things for the long arms and long legs. Do you guys have some suggestions? (PM me, this is Cridone's post, not mine)
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