I wish I was a cunt-boyApplePiah wrote:Wish not specified, you are sent to a ball pit to drownKirbyMario12345 wrote:Granted, but it gets stolenFoxMccloud64 wrote: i wish for a new asus laptop
I don't wish
I am sorry but w-what?SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote:I wish I was a cunt-boy
Granted, but you are no longer sorry or curious.WhiteAce wrote:I am sorry but w-what?
Granted, but you're so fast you explode into flames.undead003 wrote: I wish I could get up from bed faster.
Granted, but Youtube notices, gets angry, and terminates the account.SyphenTV wrote:
Granted, but you're so fast you explode into flames.
I wish I could have 7.1,000,000,000 subs on youtube.
Granted, but their size when erect grows larger than the average nipples.Child Muncher wrote:I wish I had small nipples.
Granted, but it's so low that no one can hear it.undead003 wrote: I wish I had a half decent bass guitar.
(btw that's basically what the B string is imo)SyphenTV wrote:Granted, but it's so low that no one can hear it.
Granted. Half Life: Before is mediocre and overrated as hell.SyphenTV wrote:I wish Half-Life: Before didn't suck so badly.
Granted, school now really ruins your weekdays.The Radical Larry wrote: I wish school wont ruin my weekends anymore.
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