GibLit wrote:

Combine wrote:Input: A copy of "The Hidden: Source" on very fine.

A single disk containing every valve game and source mod ever created, with highly updated graphics and a software engine that exceeds any currently known. Every game runs smoothly on any computer, regardless of how outdated its hardware may be.

Input: A can of Monster energy drink on Very Fine.

Output: When output door was opened it released an explosion of pure energy. Survivors say it tasted delicious, then had a heart attack.

Input: Babies

Setting very fine

Awesomeguy147 wrote:Input: Babies

Setting very fine

Output: SCP-019-2

Input: 5 hour energy, 2 monster energy drinks and a microwaveable dinner.

Setting: Very fine.

Input: 5 hour energy, 2 monster energy drinks and a microwaveable dinner.

Setting: Very fine.

Result: A beautiful young female in a evening dress on a dinner table with romantic candles. Noted that all the dishes placed on the table are delicious and the wine bottles are actually replaced with "monster" energy drink. The drink has noted to give the subject a massive energy boost and a development of intellect.

" I really need to conduct some tests for... research on the phenomenon....See you guys later.."~ Dr. Clef


Input: A robot suit constructed out of cardboard boxes for halloween.

Setting: Very fine.

GibLit wrote:

Combine wrote:Input: A copy of "The Hidden: Source" on very fine.

A single disk containing every valve game and source mod ever created, with highly updated graphics and a software engine that exceeds any currently known. Every game runs smoothly on any computer, regardless of how outdated its hardware may be.

Input: A can of Monster energy drink on Very Fine.

Output: You get a can completely green. The liquid is green as well. When drunk, the drink starts mutating until they are a mass of green. They turn out to be highly agressive.
"Godammit people! Stop puting things with the words monster, creature or similar"-Dr.Isaac

Input: Kevlar on very fine.

Input: Kevlar on very fine.

Output: Uranium enriched kevlar armour. Very strong but has a very fast cell decaying rate. This suit was used on Class-D personnel while testing on SCP-682. Use of this armour was discontinued after a large amount of containment breaches.

Input: 200 assorted posters of Mahatma Gandhi or 1:1.

Input: 200 assorted posters of Mahatma Gandhi or 1:1.

Result: 200 assorted posters of John Lennon


Input: Communist manifesto (very fine)

PeterHat wrote:Input: 200 assorted posters of Mahatma Gandhi or 1:1.

Result: 200 assorted posters of John Lennon


Input: Communist manifesto (very fine)

Quotations from Chairman mao, on a small red digital storage device that seems to be from a future date. Inscribed on the surface is "Electronic reading publications from PlanetGov. est. 21XX"

[quote=Peterhat]Input: A robot suit constructed out of cardboard boxes for halloween.

Setting: Very Fine[/quote]

Since no one replied to this one as of yet...

Output: A miniature, human-sized autobot that transforms into an electronic safe. The code to open it and its contents are unknown, and all attempts to force it open, including communicating with the autobot, have failed.

GibLit wrote:

Peterhat wrote:Input: A robot suit constructed out of cardboard boxes for halloween.

Setting: Very Fine

Since no one replied to this one as of yet...

Output: A miniature, human-sized autobot that transforms into an electronic safe. The code to open it and its contents are unknown, and all attempts to force it open, including communicating with the autobot, have failed.

Input: The raw energy of ten (10) thisisme mark V units.

Setting: Very Fine