Output: Shit
"It seems anything is better than a troll." -Dr. Isaac

Input: Bacon
Setting: Very Fine

Output: Hyper Bacon, allows you to fly!

Input: A chesse sandwich in 1:1

Output: A grilled cheese sandwich
"This bacon is AWESOME"-Dr.Issac
"Wait a second! Cheese sandwich and grilled cheese sandwich are the same? My Life is a lie!"- Dr. Johnson

Input: A note that says. "Kill them, kill them all"
Setting: Very fine

spartan322 wrote:Output: A grilled cheese sandwich
"This bacon is AWESOME"-Dr.Issac
"Wait a second! Cheese sandwich and grilled cheese sandwich are the same? My Life is a lie!"- Dr. Johnson

Input: A note that says. "Kill them, kill them all"
Setting: Very fine

Output: A satanic politician

Input: Spartan

Setting: Very Fine

Output: A Hyper Spartan, posts 500 posts in 50 seconds

Input: A note with a Troll Face, On Hyper Fine (Kidding, just very fine)

FoxMccloud64 wrote:Output: A Hyper Spartan, posts 500 posts in 50 seconds

Input: A note with a Troll Face, On Hyper Fine (Kidding, just very fine)

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED] subject escaped containment and uploaded itself on to the facility mainframe and spread itself through the Internet. Exposure to [REDACTED] causes victims to laugh themselves to death. Estimated XXXXXXXX casualties worldwide.

Awww, I wanted to do me.

Output: A a black cubed box. When opened it has the effect of a black hole, and the trololol song is heard.
"Goddamit people, enough with the troll stuff"- Dr. Isaac

Input: Nothing
Setting; Very fine

Output: Nothing :S

Input: Myself, on fine

Output: A super condensed cube of what seems to be air. Material immediately started evaporating upon retrieval and fully disappeared in 2 minutes. Personnel around it reported that the material smelled like chlorine.

Input: Conan the Barbarian 1982
Setting: Very fine.

Output: A robot of Conan that almost killed 682

Input: Juice, on Coarse