Output: glass shards and burnt fruit pulp. Personnel reported it smelled like shit.

Input: A note saying "make us shit bricks"
Setting: Very fine

Small origami. Object turned out to be animate and turned into a small replica of a horse dick. Personnel reported that their constipation was cured upon seeing this. Possible memetic effects under consideration.

Input: My little Pony season 2 DVD
Setting: fine

Output: A note saying "Nope, bitch"
Input: A bottle of coca cola
Setting: Very fine

Output: various boxes with a disk on them, everyone haves a single episode of My Little Pony

Input: 682 statue on Hyper Fine (Very Fine)

OCC: Fucking ninja Spartan xD don't pay attention to this

A bottle of coke from the future. The bottle had a cooler design and the substance inside was no different from coca cola from today. Except there was actually cocaine inside.

Input: glass dildo and an AK47 machine gun.

Like the old one?

Input: A computer with the screen showing this exact forum
Setting: Very fine

FoxMccloud64 wrote:Output: various boxes with a disk on them, everyone haves a single episode of My Little Pony

Input: 682 statue on Hyper Fine (Very Fine)

OCC: Fucking ninja Spartan xD don't pay attention to this

Does that include episodes from the future?

Destructoid wrote: Does that include episodes from the future?

Nope, just the 2nd season

Input: A computer with the screen showing this exact forum

Result: The exact same forum, but the text seems to be written is high class modern era poetry.

Input: A complete collection of games made by Suda51, minus Lollipop Chainsaw. (Very fine)