Output: A pony who can throw 1000 rainbows at one time

"KILL HIM! KILL HIM WITH RAINBOWS LAZERS!!!!!" Dr. ShadowDust

Input: Sperm... MAN sperm...

26 Fe + Mexican food =: lets see if you're oh so mister oh so smart
26 Fe + Mexican food =: who am i
ShadowDust: IronFajitas
26 Fe + Mexican food =: fuck
ShadowDust: *flies away*

No setting specified, default setting to very fine

You receive a human child with it's cord attached to it and has what appears to be some sort of cut off tail.

Input: My depression in a jar Setting: Fine.

Output: Concentrated depression in a jar.

"I don't know why, but holding this thing is damn depressing...". Dr. Sparks

Input: 5 worms, a glass with rabbit blood and an eagle egg fertilizsed with cobra DNA.

"This will be fun to see.". Dr. Sparks

No setting specified, default setting to very fine
Output: A paper that read "DA FUQ DID YOU TRY TO PUT IN HERE?"

Input: CommanderPro100
Setting: FIne

CommanderPro100 wrote:No setting specified, default setting to very fine
Output: A paper that read "DA FUQ DID YOU TRY TO PUT IN HERE?"

Input: CommanderPro100
Setting: FIne

Output: A baby throwing spartan

Input: Nyan Cat

Setting: Beyond Very Fine

Output: Troll Face

Input: Christmas Tree
Setting: Fine

Ouput: Presents

"Presents for everyone! BUT! Not for 173..."
-Dr.Fox

Input: Santa hat on fine

FoxMccloud64 wrote:Ouput: Presents

"Presents for everyone! BUT! Not for 173..."
-Dr.Fox

Input: Santa hat on fine

Output: A lamp
"Well... That was unexpected."
-Dr. Com

Input: SCP: Containment Breach 0.6.4.exe
Setting: 1:1

CommanderPro100 wrote:

FoxMccloud64 wrote:Ouput: Presents

"Presents for everyone! BUT! Not for 173..."
-Dr.Fox

Input: Santa hat on fine

Output: A lamp
"Well... That was unexpected."
-Dr. Com

Input: SCP: Containment Breach 0.6.4.exe
Setting: 1:1

Output: SCP: Containment breach 0.6.5.exe

Dr. [REDACTED]: it IS similar in use and function!

Input: A clock, and a worker
Setting: "Perfect"

NOTE: ALL SETTINGS DUE TO BREAKING THE KNOB: FROM WORST TO BEST(or power)

DESTROY IT COMPLETELY

ROUGH

COARSE

1:1

FINE

VERY FINE

PERFECT

"perfect" key not found in SCP 914.
Set to very fine

Output: a robot with a clock. When put a date, it can tell what did or will happen in that date.

"Lets try 21/12/2012..." Dr. ShadowDust

"Bzzz... No mayan profecies have been happen in the date..." Robot

"Well this is great!" Dr. ShadowDust

Input: Dr. ShadowDust with a playboy magazine
Setting: Very fine

26 Fe + Mexican food =: lets see if you're oh so mister oh so smart
26 Fe + Mexican food =: who am i
ShadowDust: IronFajitas
26 Fe + Mexican food =: fuck
ShadowDust: *flies away*