Output: All items were given back. They look exactly as they did when put in the machine. However, the gas mask has an infinite tank of air. The scisors can cut through anything, and the lab coat sprays water out of every inch of it.


The card is still a card.

Input: Trex
Setting: Coarse

Sorry but... -passes them all back to there respective owners but keeps the card and the scissors to myself.-

Output: A normal enderman, torn lab coat, and pair of glasses.

"What the fuck Isaac?!"- The enderman, apparently will conscious of its past.

Dr. Trex is undergoing minor therapy following post conversion.

Input: A red button, which as of 11/06/12, serves no purpose and is completely pointless.

Setting: Very Fine.

Output: An Instance of SCP-001-J, D-class involved terminated to prevent manifestations of memetic effects and object has been contained.
Input: A Seltzer and Friedberg movie
Setting: Very Fine

A reminder for fellow posters. Keep in mind that organic matter isn't allowed in SCP-914, so let's try to keep it canon.

Input: A computer keyboard, on very fine.

Who cares about canon, it's a forum game.

Output: A cube that can be plugged into any computer through an adaptable jack, and is apparently able to convert one's thoughts into keyboard operations, mouse clicks and text. Extreme discipline must be exercised to avoid the device typing in one's dirty thoughts.

Input: Myself
Setting: Rough

Output: A box with Rainbow Dash hair and a note saying "Destructiod ????-2012"

Input: A Empty box on 1:1

A slightly smaller box. Inside is a filly rainbow dash.

"What's with these cartoons lately? Run a psychological examination on all staff involved and bar the brony in here from experimenting with 914 until further notice." -Dr. Bright
"Please transfer it to my care." -Dr. Rights
"NUUUUUUUUUU ITS MINE!!!" -Dr.Destructoid

Destructoid wrote:A slightly smaller box. Inside is a filly rainbow dash.

"What's with these cartoons lately? Run a psychological examination on all staff involved and bar the brony in here from experimenting with 914 until further notice." -Dr. Bright
"Please transfer it to my care." -Dr. Rights
"NUUUUUUUUUU ITS MINE!!!" -Dr.Destructoid

MEAAATTTTTTT!!!! - Dr. Awesomeguy

Awesomeguy then shot the rainbow dash. When asked why he had a shotgun on him he said "It was wabbit season"

Input: The corpse of the rainbow dash

Setting: Very Fine

notes: ... It is both organic and a fictional character... I wonder if anything bad will happen. Only one way to find out. * Activates 914 before anyone can do a damn thing about it.*

Output: A small nuclear weapon, with a yield of [REDACTED] kilotons, compressed into a small physics package. On it was a note saying "That was unnecessary -God." the timer on the bomb started counting down as soon as Dr. Awesomeguy read the note. The timer was set to 30 seconds. The bomb exploded and demolished the site, setting off it's alpha and omega warheads in a massive chain reaction. At the bottom of the crater was SCP 914, mostly undamaged.

Input: SCP-914
Setting: Coarse

Yo dawg I heard you like SCP 914 so we....