Thank God I was promoted, I'm never being Doctor Bright's assistant again. I'd rather like to go at least a day without having a thing shoved in my butt.

Well, considering your avatar...

Tomgrakk wrote: I'd rather like to go at least a day without having a thing shoved in my butt.

He did that to you? He didnt even come near me

SFK363 wrote:Well, considering your avatar...

"Understand this, Harry, 'cause it's very important - Not all doctors are good. Some of them go bad. A few years ago there was one doctor that went as bad as you can go, his name was B- His name was B... *whispers* Bright. Shhh! It was dark times, Harry, dark times. Bright started to gather some followers, brought 'em over to the SCP Foundation. Anyone who stood up to him ended up on Keter duty. Your parents fought against him, but nobody lived once he decided to feed them to SCP 682. Nobody... not one... 'cept you."

Yer a Foundation personnel, Harry.

Tomgrakk wrote:

SFK363 wrote:

"Understand this, Harry, 'cause it's very important - Not all doctors are good. Some of them go bad. A few years ago there was one doctor that went as bad as you can go, his name was B- His name was B... *whispers* Bright. Shhh! It was dark times, Harry, dark times. Bright started to gather some followers, brought 'em over to the SCP Foundation. Anyone who stood up to him ended up on Keter duty. Your parents fought against him, but nobody lived once he decided to feed them to SCP 682. Nobody... not one... 'cept you."

Harry Potter: The Alternative Universe

I'd read/watch it

I hereby demand the creation of a complete Harry Potter overhaul, so it's now:

Harry potter and the SCP Stone,
Harry Potter and the Never ending Staircase,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of the Insurgency/Foundation,
Harry Potter and the Cup of Joe,
Harry Potter and the Order of 106,
Harry Potter and the SCP-Agent,

and last but not least

Harry Potter and the Insurgency/Foundation War part 1
Harry Potter and the Insurgency/Foundation War part 2

The Deathly Hallows already resemble SCP objects.

Actually, both universes have a great deal of similarities; they are both centred around these supernatural worlds hidden under peoples' noses that threaten normal, everyday life. The wizards are Foundation personnel, the various artifacts and magical creatures are SCPs, the Death Eaters are the Chaos Insurgency, the list goes on.

Depending on how you look at it, the Harry Potter/SCP Foundation crossover is already canon.

Tomgrakk wrote:The Deathly Hallows already resemble SCP objects.

Actually, both universes have a great deal of similarities; they are both centred around these supernatural worlds hidden under peoples' noses that threaten normal, everyday life. The wizards are Foundation personnel, the various artifacts and magical creatures are SCPs, the Death Eaters are the Chaos Insurgency, the list goes on.

Depending on how you look at it, the Harry Potter/SCP Foundation crossover is already canon.

You are right.
It also just hit me, the fat evil witch Dolores Umbridge something looks just like 106 (yes, i hate her character that much).

Sparks wrote:It also just hit me, the fat evil witch Dolores Umbridge something looks just like 106 (yes, i hate her character that much).

Who doesn't hate Umbridge? Comparing her to 106 is a bit of a stretch, though. She more resembles SCP-352.