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#53 by Ketercheat
Entire universes will be dominated by the Ketercheatists, who will worship me as their one true god. I will make a shit ton of arbitrary rules (No eating bananas on tuesdays, Sacrifice a rare amazonian bird on the first monday of March) so that everybody will stay on edge throughout their entire lives. If the rules are not followed, the citizen dies. No court system, just plain death all around. Also, we will give 50 percent to the religious leaders, 49 percent to the interstellar military, and 1 percent to the people. Also, slavery, greed, misery, famine, suffering, random harpoons into crouds of people, snipers everywhere, and big statues of me. I will have a planet all to myself with big piles of gold decorating it. I also have in my posession a button that will kill every citizen except for 2 random people.
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#54 by MOV_Games
Ketercheat wrote:Entire universes will be dominated by the Ketercheatists, who will worship me as their one true god. I will make a shit ton of arbitrary rules (No eating bananas on tuesdays, Sacrifice a rare amazonian bird on the first monday of March) so that everybody will stay on edge throughout their entire lives. If the rules are not followed, the citizen dies. No court system, just plain death all around. Also, we will give 50 percent to the religious leaders, 49 percent to the interstellar military, and 1 percent to the people. Also, slavery, greed, misery, famine, suffering, random harpoons into crouds of people, snipers everywhere, and big statues of me. I will have a planet all to myself with big piles of gold decorating it. I also have in my posession a button that will kill every citizen except for 2 random people.
...So a Communist world?
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#56 by Tomgrakk
Ketercheat wrote:Entire universes will be dominated by the Ketercheatists, who will worship me as their one true god. I will make a shit ton of arbitrary rules (No eating bananas on tuesdays, Sacrifice a rare amazonian bird on the first monday of March) so that everybody will stay on edge throughout their entire lives. If the rules are not followed, the citizen dies. No court system, just plain death all around. Also, we will give 50 percent to the religious leaders, 49 percent to the interstellar military, and 1 percent to the people. Also, slavery, greed, misery, famine, suffering, random harpoons into crouds of people, snipers everywhere, and big statues of me. I will have a planet all to myself with big piles of gold decorating it. I also have in my posession a button that will kill every citizen except for 2 random people.
That sounds an awful lot like the Imperium of Man to me.
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#57 by MOV_Games
I had to look up what that was, i have no knowledge on Warhammer. But yeah, sounds like it. Why would you want that Ketercheat?! Apart from you get everything...ahh.
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