Well I'm gay know (only homophobe i'm aware of is lolorod) so obviously i'm gonna be looking for a man and not a woman :/

[25/02/2013 15:54:01] Reece Unsworth: pootis is my hobby
[25/02/2013 15:54:36] Reece Unsworth: There's a girl who fancies me but I love her back, but I don't wanty to tell her that because it'll break her feelings...dafuq do I do? :/
[25/02/2013 15:54:43] Reece Unsworth: but i don't love her back*
[25/02/2013 15:55:50 | Edited 15:55:56] Rocket Propelled Chainsaw: uh...say you're gay?
[25/02/2013 15:56:02] Reece Unsworth: I am gay but still....
[25/02/2013 15:56:15] Reece Unsworth: idk what to do to break it off lightly
[25/02/2013 15:56:29] Rocket Propelled Chainsaw: Hi, I'm gay, bai

I still find this advice relevant.

Tell me more about this girl whom likes you and seems a bit "Yandere"

Delusional wrote:Tell me more about this girl whom likes you and seems a bit "Yandere"

um, she talks way too much, always messages me telling me how much she loves me and I find that annoying, she is always around me and I find that uncomftable, i'm not even safe form her behind my computer, she keeps asking me to go on webcam to her :/

It should be quite easy to tell a girl that you're not interested in her...

unless she's this kind of person...
If she's like that then you're doomed...

Edit: Sorry for forgetting to put in "spoiler".

­́̄̔͝ wrote:It should be quite easy to tell a girl that you're not interested in her...

unless she's this kind of person...

Spoiler

If she's like that then you're doomed...

Anime version of that girl:

Love can be a bit of an ugly matter.

If whenever you see this girl you're in a public place or hanging out with other people, I would just ignore her. If you get the chance to talk to her in private, it would probably be best to be forward about how you do not feel the same towards her as she does to you. It's going to suck, but being blunt about the matter would help set her on the path to finding someone who will reciprocate her love. It'll also help her realize that there was never anything here for her anyway, and that her pursuit was really a fleeting dream (that nobody's to blame for except herself).

A good way to diffuse the situation would be to tell her that you're not interested in pursuing romance at this time in your life. Remember, you can't control her feelings for you and you can't be blamed for how she'll feel afterwards. If she's a reasonable person, she'll get over it and likely thank you for being direct later. If that isn't what happens - it's ultimately her problem and not yours.

TLDR: Ignore her advances in public, talk to her in private when you can but let her come to you. Do your best to be honest her, and don't over-think the problem. Not your problem in the end, and it's best for both of you to let her deal with the aftermath on her own.

Step 1: dress up as this
Step 2: poke her with stick repeatedly

Step 3: This can go one of 2 ways - both of which lead to her avoiding you forever.

Step 4: ????

Step 5: Be forever alone

TL;DR be creepy, but in a sort of cool way so your friends arent driven away, this actually worked for me.

Aaaaaaah... Love... Do this my friend!

Tell her what u feel. The sooner, the better. Speaks the voice of experience.

Or... You could fu** her and then say you dont love her.

26 Fe + Mexican food =: lets see if you're oh so mister oh so smart
26 Fe + Mexican food =: who am i
ShadowDust: IronFajitas
26 Fe + Mexican food =: fuck
ShadowDust: *flies away*

Pretend that you have died. Stay dead for a few weeks. Return, She asks "Where were you". You reply with "...".

Works Perfectly.
o3o