Sick of reading about SCP well I never am with this handy contraption your reading of SCP has been upgraded to a level omni key card

You can now read it in jive redneck or any other dialect they have for the site feel free to check it out it makes SCPs a laughing matter

Test of the site SCP-173 Jive http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.c ... %2Fscp-173

The Dialectizer itself take any page and change it to a other dialect http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

"Yessuh, Procedure 110-Montauk is as ho'rible as yo' haf heard, which is whuffo' only Class D Varmintnel is autho'ized t'carry it out. Yessuh, it does involve brutal [REDACTED]."

"SCP-682 gots'ta be destroyed as soon as possible."

"All unaudo'ized sucka'nel attemptin' t'communicate t'SCP-682 gots'ta be restrained and removed by fo'ce."