Output: Shredded image, with a note saying "I know you hate these. I did you a favor."
"You want to know how bored I am?" - Dr. Being
Intake Booth: , , and on Very Fine
"This is how bored I am. Now I am going to a safety bunker. 120 km away." - Dr. Being

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]massive containment breach[DATA EXPUNGED]Alpha and Omega warheads[REDACTED][DATA EXPUNGED]casualties. Site 19 was left in ruin. Miraculously, though, SCP-914 survived unscathed, able to withstand more testing.

"Because you were BORED? What the fuck is wrong with you?!" -Dr. ██████

Input: Piece of rubble from Site 19's destruction, Very Fine

"I know this might not work, but I'm curious to see if SCP-914 can somehow rebuild the site." Dr. ███████

" I, uh, get... evily curious when I am bored. What!?! No bio-testing for 10 years?!?" - Dr. Being
Output: The site was rebuilt, with more rooms than before it was destroyed.
Input: SCP-012 on very fine.
"It is not biological..." Dr. Being

Output: Completed SCP-012. [REDACTED]. Extensive psychological evaluations required for all personnel.

"It has human blood on it. I'd say that's pretty damn biological." -Dr. ███████

Input: SCP-539, Very Fine

"There's no way this could possibly go wrong!" -Newly promoted Level 2 researcher, Dr. ████

Output: A disk that triggered distracting events in a 15 km radius of its location.
"Well, that was... oh, the fire alarm went off. It is so damn distracting! Why is there a bull shark in the hallway?" - Dr. Being
Intake Booth: Peanut butter on Very Fine
"Well, peanut butter may technically be biological, but I don't think it would be too dangerous too test on." - Dr. Being

Output: A Dancing banana Who sing PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME nonstop subject terminated

Input: A Human Body
Setting: Coarse

Output: Human corpse, evenly cut into pieces. Organs removed and placed beside the corpse.
Intake Booth: SCP-895 on very fine.

Output: A Oak Coffin What Seems to Disrupt Everything Even Human Eyesight in 1km range

Input: Two (2) Dead Bodies
Setting: Rough

Output: Two badly mutilated human corpses.
Intake Booth: A free-form jazz record on fine.

output: A Copy of SCP-092
input: A Copy of SCP-1004 setting 1:1