Re: The December 21 2012 Thread (Reptilians, Illuminati, ali

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MaskedN wrote:The only conspiracy theory I believe is that this whole 2012 thing was made up to sell movies and survival kits. And when nothing happens on 12-21-12, they'll have a new "theory" ready next year.
... oh of COURSE. They made up every fact that leads them to believe this. There were no Mayans, there were only Jellybeans, along with the native Jellybean people who live in Jellonatia. That calender they found was actually the kid's table for the holiday to celebrate the treaties between the jellybeans and the jellybean people, and the Spanish conquistadors were actually the Spanish Inquisition( bet you didn't expect that). Then taco bell came and enslaved the jellybeans to be food while the jelly bean people mysteriously disappeared, leaving no trace of existence. Congratulations Holmes, you solved the mystery, now GO HOME, YOU ARE DRUNK.
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Re: The December 21 2012 Thread (Reptilians, Illuminati, ali

#27
Mirocaine wrote: Less than 30 days.
But what if some cut it short? I know a guy, who knew a guy, and he literally died this morning.
Also, The world doesn't end on 2012. It's just the end of the Mayan calender, and in the Mayan's beliefs,
they believe they will have 2000 years of peace, a Mayan rapture. I really don't think that there is a high chance of
an asteroid or Jesus coming on the 21. Didn't God say that no-one would be able to predict, only that evil would
be loosed? Good thing my birthday is on the 15th!
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