Output: A deceased Class D wearing a hazmat suit. When approached, the corpse violently released spores of SCP-███, infecting a Class D instructed to retrieve it.

Dr. P. has been temporarily assigned on Keter duty.

Input: One (1) plunger.

Setting: Fine.

Output: A silver plunger, It seems like its not solid and can still be used.
Input: A Nintendo camera on rough
"Oh god no"~ 0-5

A heap of parts determined to all add up to the same mass as the camera.
One bit of plastic had "Who are you running from?" in black marker on the back along with a rather scary face.

I'm running from 0-5's ridiculous voice! -Dr. Assholium
Dr. Assholium demoted to Class-D

Input: One (1) Copy of Despicable Me on blu-ray
Setting: Very fine

Output: Nothing. Events from the movie spontaneously happened in [REDACTED]
Intake Booth: 1 flower and SCP-008 on very fine.
"Well, why not?" -Dr. Being

Theimperfectbeing wrote:Output: Nothing. Events from the movie spontaneously happened in [REDACTED]
Intake Booth: 1 flower and SCP-008
"Well, why not?" -Dr. Being

Error. No Mode Selected. Assuming fine.

A flower which appeared to be infected with SCP-008. Upon smelling it, SCP-008 infects the victim. Flower contained

That was a terrible idea and you knew it, -Dr. Troll

Input: 3 skin samples from Dr. Iknowright
Setting: Very Fine

Output: 3 inanimate duplicates of Dr. Iknowright, made entirely out of skin.

Input: A large hive full of honey bees.
Setting: Rough.

Output: 8 heaping pounds of crushed hive and bees.

Input: Derpy Hooves
Setting: Very Fine
Notes: I am warning you, DON'T DO IT. ~Dr. Gears

Do it. ~ Dr. Scott

A mass of flesh. No sign of the original input could be seen. Emits a gas that causes all who inhale it to have their IQ drop by 400.

Input: A bulletproof vest
Setting: Very fine

IKnowRight wrote:A mass of flesh. No sign of the original input could be seen. Emits a gas that causes all who inhale it to have their IQ drop by 400.

Input: A bulletproof vest
Setting: Very fine

Bulky Vest. Heavy Armor observed but turning speed is heavily encumbered.

Input: What used to be Derpy Hooves.
Setting: Rough
Notes: I assume because its a low IQ pony, it may have assumed Very Fine as Rough. Lets try this again.

Output: [DATA REDACTED].
"This time it thought SCP-914 was set to 'Make something that will cause an end of the world scenario'." - Dr. Being
Intake Booth: My profile picture on very fine. (It is not supposed to look like anything. Just use your imagination.)