Output: A large mist seeped from the Output booth. Personnel were about to evacuate the area, until a massive light show filled the room, dominated by gold light beams. Personnel hit by these light beams were blinded for about 2 minutes.

Well, that could have gone worse... - Dr. Harp

Input: A large container of Moon Rocks.

If Aperture asks, we did our own purchasing.

Setting: Fine.

Theimperfectbeing wrote:Output: [DATA REDACTED].
"This time it thought SCP-914 was set to 'Make something that will cause an end of the world scenario'." - Dr. Being
Intake Booth: My profile picture on very fine. (It is not supposed to look like anything. Just use your imagination.)

Output: One (1) fully working arcade machine of Polybius. The memetic hazards described on the internet were here and the object was contained. Unable to be destroyed and doesn't require a plug.

Input: The Derpy thing that almost ended the world.
Setting: Any
For gods sake people. Think like her! I WANT MY PET FIXED I WANT HER FIXED NOW!

Edit: DAMMIT

Output: 20 small containers of moon rocks. These rocks did not carry the illness that killed Cave Johnson.

Output: Set to rough. The thing that ended the world was destroyed.
Intake Booth: A vinegaroon on very fine.

I said fixed not destroyed. DERPIES DON'T GROW ON TREES!

Error: What's a vinegaroon?

A vinegaroon is a whip scorpion that sprays a vinegar like substance when threatened.
I'll just do the output myself. Output: A large docile arachnid that sprays the acid used to contain SCP-682. It is now being used for this purpose.
Intake Booth: Godzilla on very fine.

Output: A large reptile bearing similar characteristics and abilities to SCP-682. Subject now designated SCP-682-2.

One was bad enough! The people responsible for this are on permanent Keter duty! O5-1

Input: SCP-038

Setting: Fine.

Output: SCP-038. Was able to clone things with no "unpredictable" happenings.
Intake Booth: A preying mantis and a wasp on very fine.

Output: Kamacuras.

Input: A soap bubble.
Setting: Very fine.

Output: A bubble. All harmful bacteria within a 30 m radius were instantly killed until the bubble popped.
Intake Booth: 1 centipede, 1 millipede, and a "Handmade Cognitohazard" made by Dr. Being on very fine.
"What the hell is a 'handmade cognitohazard?' You have a lot of explaining to do Dr. Being." - 05-7
"Come on, it doesn't even work!" - Dr. Being

Output: Millipede nowhere to be seen. Centipede had doubled in size however, and had a number of legs impossible to count at this time. Handmade Cognitohazard became a Sentient and Violent entity. Stored for further analysis. Classification: Euclid.

Input: The Output Booth of SCP-914.

God help us all...

Setting: Very Fine.


(Also, some people seem to be writing "05-*" but it's actually "O5-*" with the "O" meaning "Overseer" (I think.))