Output: SCP-895. Effect radius has grown by 90 m.
Intake Booth: SCP-001 (Jonathan Ball's Proposal)

Output: SCP-001 gained the ability to telecomunicate new items to anyone withing 50 meters of it. Only one person at a time experiences this phenomena, no further testing was permitted.

"Get rid of the voices! Please, get them out!"
"Now we definitely need another object class."

Input: a guitar
Setting: 1:1

Output: Violin

“What a stringy coincidence...“

Input: 90% water, 5% oxygen and 5% lighter fluid in a cup
Setting: Very Fine

Output: Object disappeared without a trace. Site was flooded with water and lighter fluid 30 minutes after.
Intake Booth: SCP-990 on very fine.

Output: SCP-990 had obtained a physical form. All who are within the same room as 990 begin to feel compelled to fall asleep. All who fall asleep experience horrifying nightmares.

Input: SCP-682
Setting: fine

"You guys are the dumbest dumb asses ever to exist!"

Output: SCP-682 with the new ability to copy other objects abilities.
"At least we did not put it in on ver- oh god, are you actually..." - Dr. Being
Intake Booth: Last Experiment's output on very fine.

Output: SCP-682 had acquired parasitic abilities such as those shown by creatures called Metroids in the Metroid video game.

"HOLY CRAP!"
"YOU RETARDS HAD JUST KILLED US ALL!"

Input: a Metroid
Setting: fine

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject proceeded to [REDACTED] and kill 45 personnel.
"Anyone who has played the Metriod series KNEW that this was a bad idea." - Dr. Being
Intake: SCP-020 on 1:1.

Output: SCP-020 had become completely invisible to all known types of optical capturing systems, even full spectrum. A new method of detecting 020 is yet to be discovered.

"Who's the dumb ass who keeps putting all these dangerous SCP's in clockworks?"

Input: a motorcycle
Setting: coarse

Output: A dissembled motorcycle. Various mechanical parts were sorted evenly.
Intake Booth: SCP-055 on fine.