Output : A living being, humanoid in shape, seems to have the abillity to turn anything it touches into gears and clockwork, subject contained for later testing.

Intake : A copy of Sonic SatAM belonging to Dr. Addy.

Setting : Very Fine.

Output: No physical change. All who watched it became a sonic fan, regardless of prior knowledge and/or opinions.
Intake: Every anomalous duck on very fine.

Output: An anomalous duck that kills you when you stop observing it. Classified as SCP.

Input: K12 Virtual School on 1:1.

Output: An other learning computer that was made by an unknown company.

Input: Chocolate Milk.
Setting: Coarse

Output: Rotten Milk.
"Ugh, this stuff is terrible!" - Dr. Baldwin
Input: Rotten Milk on Rough.

Output: Sonic '06
Why rotten milk into this? Because I barfed at the sight of that game.

Intake: BRUTAL DOOM
Setting: Fine

Output: EXTRA BRUTAL DOOM
Notes: 914 Seems too have got modding skills after this experiment. further testing of video games approved.

Input: SCP-069-J
Setting: Fine

Output: Collectors Edition of The Sisters of Cheyenne Point. Complete with an uncensored disc and extended manual to feature the Containment Breach Community as the cast.

Input: Black Mesa
Setting: Fine
"Because we discussed SCP-914's new modding abilities. Maybe it'll instant the Xen Update?" ~Dr. Scott

Output: Gabe Newell.
"No mod?" - Dr. Baldwin
Input: Myself on 1:1

Output: Black Mesa Xen Update, Along with Operation Black Mesa and Black Mesa Insecurity on retail discs.
Because why the fuck not?

Input: This on Very Fine.
BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT!