Granted. you escape from hell and find your way to god. at which point saint peter refuses to let you through the golden gates, you burst through the gates with the legendary darkness sword and you go towards gods palace high up above heaven, as you walk in the door, you stand on his door mat when you're about to walk through the doors and you fall into hell and losing the legendary darkness sword

I wish the guy above me made a wish

Granted. but my wish is completely pointless and breaks the thread and nobody can think of a way to ruin it because it is that complicated.

I wish the UK government will burn in an inferno so that the UK can become a republic

Granted, but they instead turn into a dominating empire that soon takes over the world. You are the first one to go into anarchy.

I wish for digital copies of Animal Crossing New Leaf that I can give to you guys.

Granted. But they are all not-working and the Nintendo 3DS sees them as some sort of "pirated-game" and doesn't let you play any game anymore, becoming unuseful and boring...

I wish I could find some kind of "ULTRA-SMART-AND-AUTOMATIC-BUGFIXER-FOR-GAMES" and send it to Regalis to fix all the actual and future bugs of SCP:CB...

Granted, but Regalis will go mad with gaming-power and make SCP Containment Breach exclusive to very rich players.
I wish I had wings to fly.

Granted, as you start flying, you crash into a airplane, killing you

I wish for a real life Hunter (Vice City)

Granted, but you crash it into a river and you drown

I wish my mood isn't so bad right now

Granted, but you smile so much that your face gets stuck smiling... forever
I wish for all members of the forum to sing Rock Lobster

Granted. Everyone sings it for all eternity unable to say something else.

I wish I could think of a wish