Granted. You became so excited that you got orgasm and died of cardiac arrest.

I wish I could play a role in Doctor Who :3

Granted. but you're the side character who serves no real purpose and is killed by the daleks

Granted. (there is no wish, so I'll grant nothing...)

I wish to discover true nature of my soul.

Granted, you are teleported to a hellish Hyrule.

I wish I had a better comp u tor

Granted. a cump u tor doesn't exist so never get one until you invent yourself

I wish for a wish, a mighty wish, a wish that is wisher than the other wishes

Granted, nothing happens. When suddenly, I descend from the sky to tell you that comp u tor means computer. Idiot.

I wish INFINITE and hug were less retarded.

Granted. They become evil scientists, and develop a bomb that can destroy the entire world.

I wish that the Doge meme would stop existing.

Granted, you are a sick asshole who has no respect to the master of the internet whatsoever. Now go back to your crudely assembled metal cabin in the middle of the woods and go to sleep on your poison ivy bed. I will come to your cabin and murder you at the stroke of 3AM EST.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

I wish I was Ellis.

Granted. you are killed by a boomer

I wish CLgaming would lose his aggressive attitude

Granted, now he is annoying

I wish for mai mathorfakor ps3 rait naw